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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.895 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, surveillance cameras are banned, and Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 241st in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 104,403rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

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