Most Influential: 161st Largest Publishing Industry: 164th Most Developed: 177th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.931 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,879 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,669 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 435th in the world and 7th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.89 Years.

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Most Influential: 161stLargest Publishing Industry: 164thMost Developed: 177thLargest Welfare Programs: 246thSmartest Citizens: 315thMost Cultured: 400thLeast Corrupt Governments: 429thLongest Average Lifespans: 435thMost Advanced Public Education: 458thMost Efficient Economies: 462ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 481stHighest Poor Incomes: 498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 515thMost Beautiful Environments: 536thNicest Citizens: 605thMost Rebellious Youth: 729thMost Compassionate Citizens: 896thMost Pacifist: 1,236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,275thLargest Governments: 1,346thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,833rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,978thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,119thHighest Economic Output: 2,225thMost Stationary: 2,318thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,542ndMost Devout: 2,698thHealthiest Citizens: 2,944thHighest Average Incomes: 3,057thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,490thMost Politically Free: 3,550thBest Weather: 5,351stLowest Crime Rates: 5,855thSafest: 5,902ndMost Inclusive: 6,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,866thLargest Populations: 7,433rdNudest: 7,623rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,135thMost Income Equality: 14,911th
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the region

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