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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ancient Suceavska Proverb with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.001 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,835 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students cut up leftover LCDS during Arts and Crafts, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 4th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 516th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,591.1 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free.
  • 12 days ago: Suceavija fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 14 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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