The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.718 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,292 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,902 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 203rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 144,068th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -596.1 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • 99 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Suceavija voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.

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