Most Influential: 165th Largest Publishing Industry: 171st Most Developed: 204th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.139 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,926 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,722 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 324th in the world and 5th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Smartest Citizens, with 233.63 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 165thLargest Publishing Industry: 171stMost Developed: 204thLargest Welfare Programs: 258thSmartest Citizens: 324thMost Cultured: 417thLeast Corrupt Governments: 434thMost Efficient Economies: 456thLongest Average Lifespans: 458thMost Cheerful Citizens: 485thMost Advanced Public Education: 497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 530thHighest Poor Incomes: 535thMost Beautiful Environments: 547thNicest Citizens: 642ndMost Rebellious Youth: 755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 943rdMost Pacifist: 1,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,341stLargest Governments: 1,418thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,999thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,067thHighest Economic Output: 2,210thMost Stationary: 2,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,632ndMost Devout: 2,801stHealthiest Citizens: 3,070thHighest Average Incomes: 3,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,320thMost Politically Free: 3,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,786thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,777thBest Weather: 5,253rdSafest: 5,898thLowest Crime Rates: 5,975thNudest: 6,079thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,232ndLargest Populations: 7,359thTop
Most Inclusive: 7,639thMost Income Equality: 12,839thMost Extreme: 13,703rd
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the region

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