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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.869 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Amy Goodman's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 6th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 486th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 62 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Amy Goodman's bedroom.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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