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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.861 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,597 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,030 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, Max Barry is this year's Miss Suceavija, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 197th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 142,944th in the world for Most Average, scoring -1,937 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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