The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.339 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,055 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 5th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 501st in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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