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The Ratatasque Doppelganger of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Ratatasque Doppelganger of Suceavija is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.399 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, euthanasia is legal, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 69th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 20,646th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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