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The United Socialist States of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The United Socialist States of Suceavija is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeremy Scahill with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.322 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The People's City. The average income tax rate is 98%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the San Acitos Dirt Shrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the GMU.

Suceavija is ranked 8th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 9,511th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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