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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 8.297 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Surveillance cameras are banned, children are raised bilingual from an early age, graffiti graces every city's streets, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 333rd in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 120,916th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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