The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.976 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,367 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,670 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 44th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 5,979th in the world for Best Weather, with 94 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 12 hours ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Suceavija fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 4 days ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.

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