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The Ratatasque Doppelganger of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Ratatasque Doppelganger of Suceavija is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.422 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 6th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 1,514th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 91 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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