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The Ratatasque Doppelganger of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Ratatasque Doppelganger of Suceavija is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.452 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 9th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 790th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 249 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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