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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.207 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 251st in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 111,338th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with -30 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

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