Most Influential: 172nd Largest Publishing Industry: 181st Most Developed: 257th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.661 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,044 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,845 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 107,009th in the world and 65th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Pro-Market, scoring 26.56 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 181stMost Developed: 257thLargest Welfare Programs: 277thSmartest Citizens: 341stMost Efficient Economies: 447thMost Cultured: 463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 464thMost Cheerful Citizens: 495thLongest Average Lifespans: 521stMost Advanced Public Education: 559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 584thHighest Poor Incomes: 587thMost Beautiful Environments: 607thNicest Citizens: 698thMost Rebellious Youth: 785thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,041stMost Pacifist: 1,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,484thTop
Largest Governments: 1,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,152ndHighest Economic Output: 2,185thMost Stationary: 2,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,265thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,688thMost Devout: 2,939thHealthiest Citizens: 3,180thHighest Average Incomes: 3,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,584thMost Politically Free: 3,903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,303rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,348thBest Weather: 5,557thSafest: 5,837thLowest Crime Rates: 6,175thLargest Populations: 7,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,263rdTop
Nudest: 7,689thMost Inclusive: 8,334thMost Income Equality: 13,016thMost Extreme: 15,206th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the region

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