The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.156 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,179 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, sex changes are routinely performed at Suceavija's hospitals, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 51st in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 6,633rd in the world for Best Weather, with 84 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics