Largest Publishing Industry: 171st Most Influential: 174th Most Developed: 235th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.466 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,999 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,739 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 144,561st in the world and 134th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 171stMost Influential: 174thMost Developed: 235thLargest Welfare Programs: 265thSmartest Citizens: 332ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 443rdMost Cultured: 447thMost Efficient Economies: 457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 491stLongest Average Lifespans: 504thMost Advanced Public Education: 519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 564thHighest Poor Incomes: 577thMost Beautiful Environments: 590thNicest Citizens: 670thMost Rebellious Youth: 777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,017thMost Pacifist: 1,333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,409thLargest Governments: 1,501stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,195thHighest Economic Output: 2,203rdMost Stationary: 2,227thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,247thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,661stMost Devout: 2,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,131stHighest Average Incomes: 3,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,428thMost Politically Free: 3,909thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,060thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,390thBest Weather: 5,482ndSafest: 5,791stLowest Crime Rates: 6,085thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,145thLargest Populations: 7,215thNudest: 7,416thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,063rdMost Income Equality: 13,409thMost Extreme: 15,229th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the region

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