Largest Publishing Industry: 157th Most Influential: 177th Most Developed: 317th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
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Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.122 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,124 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,281 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, Mesto Lidstva's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 2,585th in the world and 35th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 97.94 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 157thMost Influential: 177thMost Developed: 317thSmartest Citizens: 362ndLargest Welfare Programs: 381stMost Efficient Economies: 449thLeast Corrupt Governments: 462ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 473rdMost Cultured: 483rdLongest Average Lifespans: 582ndHighest Poor Incomes: 613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 664thMost Beautiful Environments: 666thNicest Citizens: 728thMost Advanced Public Education: 739thMost Rebellious Youth: 776thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,121stMost Pacifist: 1,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,754thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,828thMost Stationary: 2,058thHighest Economic Output: 2,198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,455thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,585thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,779thMost Devout: 2,951stHealthiest Citizens: 3,321stHighest Average Incomes: 3,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,325thMost Politically Free: 4,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,960thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,130thBest Weather: 5,281stSafest: 5,328thLargest Populations: 6,961stLowest Crime Rates: 7,318thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,820thNudest: 8,346thMost Inclusive: 8,881stTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,646thMost Extreme: 16,818th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suceavija altered its national flag.
  • : Suceavija was endorsed by The Grand Festive Federation of Gallifrax.
  • : Suceavija endorsed The Democratic Republic of VladDibilograd.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Suceavija was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of VladDibilograd.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, Mesto Lidstva's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Suceavija voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of the Quarantined".
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.

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