The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ancient Suceavska Proverb with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.189 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,153 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,384 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, airport security is provided by private companies, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 215th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 120,042nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -261 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nudest (last census: #1).
  • 23 days ago: Suceavija fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 25 days ago: Suceavija lodged a message on the Democratic Socialist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 27 days ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).

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