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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.595 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, Suceavija has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Amy Goodman's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 14th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 2,564th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 304 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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