Largest Publishing Industry: 159th Most Developed: 162nd Most Influential: 163rd
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.819 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,856 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,818 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 421st in the world and 6th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.88 Years.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 159thMost Developed: 162ndMost Influential: 163rdLargest Welfare Programs: 234thSmartest Citizens: 312thMost Cultured: 392ndLongest Average Lifespans: 421stLeast Corrupt Governments: 421stMost Advanced Public Education: 448thMost Efficient Economies: 473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 490thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 500thMost Beautiful Environments: 530thNicest Citizens: 579thMost Rebellious Youth: 724thMost Compassionate Citizens: 852ndMost Pacifist: 1,190thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,249thLargest Governments: 1,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,733rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,986thHighest Economic Output: 2,218thMost Stationary: 2,349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,461stMost Devout: 2,676thHealthiest Citizens: 2,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,017thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,359thMost Politically Free: 3,707thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,203rdBest Weather: 5,221stSafest: 5,835thLowest Crime Rates: 5,836thMost Inclusive: 6,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,541stNudest: 7,097thLargest Populations: 7,506thTop
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Most Extreme: 14,633rdMost Income Equality: 15,375th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the region

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