The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.301 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,715 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,751 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 26th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 5,560th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 278.954 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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