Most Influential: 168th Largest Publishing Industry: 170th Most Developed: 212th
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.283 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,757 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, Suceavija's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Democratic Socialist Assembly, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Suceavija to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 3,388th in the world and 27th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,609.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 168thLargest Publishing Industry: 170thMost Developed: 212thLargest Welfare Programs: 263rdSmartest Citizens: 328thLeast Corrupt Governments: 427thMost Cultured: 431stMost Efficient Economies: 450thLongest Average Lifespans: 472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 490thMost Advanced Public Education: 502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 538thMost Beautiful Environments: 560thHighest Poor Incomes: 561stNicest Citizens: 653rdMost Rebellious Youth: 769thMost Compassionate Citizens: 971stMost Pacifist: 1,303rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,357thLargest Governments: 1,434thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,120thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,124thHighest Economic Output: 2,209thMost Stationary: 2,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,640thMost Devout: 2,843rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,388thMost Politically Free: 3,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,888thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,200thBest Weather: 5,300thSafest: 5,788thLowest Crime Rates: 6,074thNudest: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,097thLargest Populations: 7,234thMost Inclusive: 7,853rdTop
Most Income Equality: 14,890thMost Extreme: 15,539th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the region

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