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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija

“Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ancient Suceavska Proverb with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.769 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the government is giving peace a chance, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL, and its currency is the LCD.

Suceavija is ranked 197th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 113,050th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 92 minutes ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Suceavija was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Suceavija, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.

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