Highest Drug Use: 549th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,423rd Nudest: 1,744th
The Slackful Dobbsian Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Repent! Quit your job! Slack off!
J R Bob Dobbs
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Slackful Dobbsian Paradise of Subgeniustan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by J R Bob Dobbs with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.972 billion SubGenii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dobbstown. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slackful economy, worth 227 trillion Slacks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,402 Slacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, bris parties are all the rage, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime is totally unknown. Subgeniustan's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of the SubGenius.

Subgeniustan is ranked 171,046th in the world and 19th in Ebola Quarantine Zone for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.7 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 549thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,423rdNudest: 1,744thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,420thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,774thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,085thMost Developed: 4,228thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,320thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,830thMost Pacifist: 4,933rdNicest Citizens: 5,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,606thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,902ndLargest Governments: 7,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,963rdSafest: 8,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,717thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,543rdMost Cultured: 9,691stMost Efficient Economies: 9,879thSmartest Citizens: 9,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,601stMost Devout: 15,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,726th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Subgeniustan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 5% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Subgeniustan was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Subgeniustan created a custom banner.
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