The United Republic of
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The United Republic of Stutzmar is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Apolline Martineau with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical, devout population of 2.345 billion Stutzmarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The Stutzmarian economy, worth 101 trillion sanmas a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,471 sanmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, skateparks can be found in every city, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stutzmar's national animal is the Meta Menardi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Stutzmar is ranked 9th in International Eastern Union and 83,868th in the world for Nudest, with 108 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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