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The Empire of Sturisoma

“Sturisoma knows best”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Brochis

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The Empire of Sturisoma is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Kreu Patrembur with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.026 billion Sturisomen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shenjtė Kodėr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Book Publishing.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Sturisoma has found 2 easter eggs). Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturisoma's national animal is the lightning bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Sturisoman Orthodox Church, and its currency is the koob.

Sturisoma is ranked 22nd in Brochis and 97,365th in the world for Most Average, scoring 382 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Sturisoma changed its national nation type to "Empire".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Sturisoma has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 17 days ago: Sturisoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Sturisoma, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.

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