Most Efficient Economies: 2,061st Most Stationary: 3,481st Best Weather: 4,606th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sturisoma knows best
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Empire of Sturisoma is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Kreu Patrembur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.561 billion Sturisomen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shenjtė Kodėr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sturisoman economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion koobs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,955 koobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,082 per year while the poor average 37,936, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturisoma's national animal is the lightning bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sturisoman Orthodox Church.

Sturisoma is ranked 22,528th in the world and 14th in Brochis for Most Authoritarian, with 1.32 Stalins.

Top
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,061stMost Stationary: 3,481stBest Weather: 4,606thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,607thMost Developed: 5,439thHealthiest Citizens: 5,695thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,531stLowest Crime Rates: 6,614thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,178thHighest Economic Output: 7,421stTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,849thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,190thLargest Governments: 8,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,638thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,940thSafest: 11,362ndMost Influential: 11,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,971stLargest Populations: 13,009thHighest Average Incomes: 13,303rd
Top
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sturisoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturisoma, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Sturisoma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sturisoma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Sturisoma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies, Most Popular Tourist Destinations, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sturisoma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturisoma, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturisoma, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturisoma, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturisoma, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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