Stujenske was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 174
The Gone Fishin of
Father Knows Best State
Gone Fishin
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Gone Fishin of Stujenske is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.722 billion Stujenskeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The strong Stujenskean economy, worth 227 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,121 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 1,992nd in the Pacific and 44,102nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

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