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The Dojo of Coolness of Stujenske

“Iron or Death”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Lazarus


The Dojo of Coolness of Stujenske is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.382 billion Stujenskites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All tariffs have been abolished, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Zilk.

Stujenske is ranked 2,176th in Lazarus and 82,470th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -46 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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