Stujenske was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 174
The Gone Fishin of
Father Knows Best State
Gone Fishin
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Gone Fishin of Stujenske is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.132 billion Stujenskeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The Stujenskean economy, worth 150 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,081 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, all news sources are under strict government control, and murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 4,042nd in the Pacific and 93,690th in the world for Safest, scoring 89.679 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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by Max Barry

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