Stujenske was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 174
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,015th Best Weather: 4,330th Most Beautiful Environments: 6,097th
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The Nicest Nation of Stujenske is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.084 billion Stujenskeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Stujenskean economy, worth 263 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,134 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 149,812th in the world and 4,239th in Balder for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,015thBest Weather: 4,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,097thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,728thLargest Populations: 11,739th
Best Weather: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 364th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 393rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 415th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 453rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 454th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Stujenske altered its national flag.
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Stujenske was refounded in Balder.
  • : Stujenske ceased to exist.
  • : Stujenske's influence in The Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.


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