Stujenske was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 174
The Gone Fishin of
Father Knows Best State
Gone Fishin
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Gone Fishin of Stujenske is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.402 billion Stujenskeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Environment, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The strong Stujenskean economy, worth 215 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,615 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 613th in the Pacific and 16,812th in the world for Most Average, scoring 1,218 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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by Max Barry

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