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“Don't Eat Turkey Bacon”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Lazarus


The OMG NATIONSTATES of Stujenske is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steven Wilson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.479 billion Stujenskeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The small government juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Stujenske's national animal is the Redneck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Im not giving my name to a machine.

Stujenske is ranked 2,838th in Lazarus and 104,229th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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