Stujenske was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 174
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,577th Best Weather: 3,726th Most Beautiful Environments: 5,308th
The Nicest Nation of
Father Knows Best State
What happens in 2015 gets talked about forever
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Nicest Nation of Stujenske is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.369 billion Stujenskeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Stujenskean economy, worth 244 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,134 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 149,955th in the world and 7,735th in the Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 20.12 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,577thBest Weather: 3,726thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,308thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,208thLargest Populations: 12,505th
Best Weather: 61st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 94th in the regionLargest Populations: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 264th in the regionLargest Black Market: 287th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 297th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 481st in the regionMost Pacifist: 721st in the regionSafest: 736th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 786th in the regionNudest: 834th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Best Weather and the Top 10% for Largest Populations and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Stujenske changed its national motto to "What happens in 2015 gets talked about forever ".
  • : Stujenske changed its national nation type to "Nicest Nation".
  • : Stujenske's influence in The Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Stujenske lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Stujenske's influence in The Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".


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