Stujenske was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 174
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,007th Best Weather: 4,317th Most Beautiful Environments: 6,068th
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The Nicest Nation of Stujenske is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the people with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.921 billion Stujenskeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The strong Stujenskean economy, worth 259 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,134 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 140,754th in the world and 4,042nd in Balder for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -3.16 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,007thBest Weather: 4,317thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,068thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,970thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,708thLargest Populations: 12,159th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 164th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 252nd in the regionLargest Populations: 370th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 409th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 420th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 432nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Stujenske altered its national flag.
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Stujenske's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Stujenske was refounded in Balder.
  • : Stujenske ceased to exist.
  • : Stujenske's influence in The Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Stujenske was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.


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