Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,115th Most Efficient Economies: 1,302nd Largest Retail Industry: 1,449th
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The Corporate Dictatorship of Stuclica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Stu with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.327 billion Stuclicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 1,486 trillion Stucloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 234,928 Stucloes, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stuclow Times is sold out, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Stuclica has found 4 easter eggs), and procrastination is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stuclica is ranked 188,132nd in the world and 1,635th in Europeia for Best Weather, with -183 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,115thMost Efficient Economies: 1,302ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,449thRudest Citizens: 1,554thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,944thLargest Mining Sector: 1,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 2,058thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,313thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,369thHighest Average Incomes: 2,589thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,875thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,040thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,769thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,337thMost Secular: 4,651stLowest Crime Rates: 4,707thMost Avoided: 4,816thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,372ndHighest Economic Output: 5,923rdSmartest Citizens: 7,172ndFattest Citizens: 8,605thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,938thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,026thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,241stTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,470thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,765thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,059thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,613thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,939thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,430th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 59th in the regionMost Secular: 60th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 129th in the regionLargest Black Market: 142nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 152nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Stuclica has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Stuclica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stuclow Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Stuclica endorsed The Dominion of Mediocris Imperium.
  • : Stuclica was endorsed by The Dominion of Mediocris Imperium.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.


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