Most Secular: 824th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,163rd Most Efficient Economies: 1,290th
The Corporate Dictatorship of
Capitalist Paradise
For our King, we serve.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Corporate Dictatorship of Stuclica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Stu with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.463 billion Stuclicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 1,533 trillion Stucloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,318 Stucloes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,543 per year while the poor average 62,838, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Stuclica is ranked 176,237th in the world and 1,478th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.48 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Secular: 824thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,290thRudest Citizens: 1,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,432ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,941stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,037thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,193rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,431stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,479thHighest Average Incomes: 2,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,885thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,890thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,958thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,431stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,598thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,733rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,008thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,520thLowest Crime Rates: 4,686thMost Avoided: 4,829thHighest Economic Output: 5,733rdMost Pro-Market: 6,401stSmartest Citizens: 6,415thFattest Citizens: 7,055thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,084thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,946thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,964thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,292ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,964thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,564thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,947th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 81st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 135th in the regionLargest Black Market: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stuclica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Stuclica's influence in Europeia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Stuclica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Stuclica voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it.


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