The Corporate Dictatorship of
Right-wing Utopia
For our King, we serve.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Corporate Dictatorship of Stuclica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stu with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.32 billion Stuclicans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Stucloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 223,167 Stucloes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,555,198 per year while the poor average 11,102, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stuclow Times is sold out, Penguins are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stuclica is ranked 118th in Europeia and 17,535th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stuclica fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Stuclica fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, Penguins are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.
  • : Stuclica was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Stuclow Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.

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