The Corporate Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
For our King, we serve.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Corporate Dictatorship of Stuclica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Stu with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.133 billion Stuclicans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Stucloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 222,212 Stucloes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,501,614 per year while the poor average 12,160, a ratio of 123 to 1.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stuclica is ranked 934th in Europeia and 116,692nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -1,503 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Stuclica fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.

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