Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 896th Most Secular: 1,042nd Rudest Citizens: 1,143rd
The Corporate Dictatorship of
Capitalist Paradise
For our King, we serve.
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Corporate Dictatorship of Stuclica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stu with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.671 billion Stuclicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion Stucloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 241,444 Stucloes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 702,288 per year while the poor average 65,666, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, Penguin is one of the most popular forenames in Stuclica, the number of judges has tripled in recent months, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Stuclica is ranked 896th in the world and 6th in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 13,148.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 896thMost Secular: 1,042ndRudest Citizens: 1,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,288thLargest Retail Industry: 1,376thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,644thLargest Mining Sector: 1,933rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,219thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,374thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,451stHighest Average Incomes: 2,493rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,915thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,009thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,770thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,963rdMost Avoided: 4,550thLowest Crime Rates: 4,674thHighest Economic Output: 5,511thSmartest Citizens: 6,486thMost Pro-Market: 6,564thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7,604thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,848thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,661stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,764thMost Influential: 8,848thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,610thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,665thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,783rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,996th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 119th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stuclica was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of Waheelaland.
  • : Stuclica was endorsed by The Republic of Spagbolopolis.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, Penguin is one of the most popular forenames in Stuclica.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Stuclica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Stuclica endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Sartaria.

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