Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 955th Rudest Citizens: 1,040th Most Efficient Economies: 1,267th
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The Corporate Conglomerate of Stuclica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stu with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.194 billion Stuclicans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 1,743 trillion Stucloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 242,395 Stucloes, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Stuclica is ranked 3,282nd in the world and 18th in Europeia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 258.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 955thRudest Citizens: 1,040thMost Efficient Economies: 1,267thLargest Retail Industry: 1,420thMost Secular: 1,465thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,711thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,914thLargest Mining Sector: 1,978thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,994thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,461stHighest Average Incomes: 2,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,701stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,779thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,881stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,020thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,379thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,074thMost Avoided: 4,192ndMost Influential: 4,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,282ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,366thLowest Crime Rates: 4,643rdHighest Economic Output: 5,194thSmartest Citizens: 6,102ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,411thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,590thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,138thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,827thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,002ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,528thMost Pro-Market: 14,530thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,201st
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 80th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 134th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136th in the region

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