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The Bron-Y-Aur of Strykla

“Mein Führer! I can walk!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: New Dinosaurtopia

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The Bron-Y-Aur of Strykla is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Strider with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.523 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tameriel. The average income tax rate is 61%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Strykla's national animal is the Kah'kendov, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is mosquitoes SUCK, and its currency is the Kekse.

Strykla is ranked 1st in New Dinosaurtopia and 2,475th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Strykla lodged a message on the New Dinosaurtopia Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: Strykla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Strykla was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Strykla, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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