The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.658 billion Fams are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercase City. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Fam economy, worth a remarkable 1,435 trillion mint condition Star Wars action figures a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,496 mint condition Star Wars action figures, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Straight Arm Salute's national animal is the Roflcopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Compassionate Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Straight Arm Salute relocated from The URAP to The Rejected Realms.
- : Straight Arm Salute was ejected and banned from The URAP by The Armed Republic of Brat Terrier.
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The URAP fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The URAP fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The URAP rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Auxiliary".
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The URAP rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The URAP rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Straight Arm Salute's influence in The URAP rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".