The Anablephobia of
Democratic Socialists
Strawberries are packed with fiber!
The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 19.312 billion Fams are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercase City. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.

The thriving Fam economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion mint condition Star Wars action figures a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,370 mint condition Star Wars action figures, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown. Straight Arm Salute's national animal is the Roflcopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Straight Arm Salute is ranked 413th in Equinox and 138,085th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Straight Arm Salute was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • : Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Straight Arm Salute fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Straight Arm Salute was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

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