Best Weather: 883rd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,151st Longest Average Lifespans: 1,686th
The Anablephobia of
Democratic Socialists
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The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.257 billion Fams are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercase City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fam economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion mint condition Star Wars action figures a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,961 mint condition Star Wars action figures, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

SAS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Lowercase City to enjoy their national art, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is totally unknown. Straight Arm Salute's national animal is the Roflcopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Straight Arm Salute is ranked 1,686th in the world and 14th in Yggdrasil for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.29 Years.

Best Weather: 883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,151stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,686thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,284thLargest Populations: 2,966thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,271stHealthiest Citizens: 4,341stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,514thMost Cultured: 4,646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,799thHighest Economic Output: 6,929thNicest Citizens: 7,941stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,111thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,867thSmartest Citizens: 9,898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,327thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,351stMost Secular: 12,867thMost Developed: 13,525thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,961stMost Inclusive: 16,182ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,273rd
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 46th in the region

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