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The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute

“Strawberries are packed with fiber!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Madrigal

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The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.361 billion, 6.35 billion of whom are zombies, Straight Arm Saluteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of xXx360NOSCOPExXx. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All beauty contests have been banned, cars are banned from built-up areas, Straight Arm Salute's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Straight Arm Salute's national animal is the Roflcopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the mint condition Star Wars action figure.

Straight Arm Salute is ranked 81st in Madrigal and 108,379th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Straight Arm Salute is currently considering its options.

People: 10,899,179

Zombies: 6,349,898,125

Dead: 11,049,211,570

Survival Rate: 0.06%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, Straight Arm Salute's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • 14 days ago: Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 16 days ago: Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: #1).
  • 19 days ago: Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The xXx360NOSCOPExXx Times is sold out.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.

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