The Anablephobia of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Strawberries are packed with fiber!
The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.016 billion Fams have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercase City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fam economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion mint condition Star Wars action figures a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,536 mint condition Star Wars action figures, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, planespotters are emigrating in droves, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Lowercase City for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Straight Arm Salute's national animal is the Roflcopter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Straight Arm Salute is ranked 402nd in Equinox and 126,373rd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,018.548 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Lowercase City for fear of causing a fuss.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Straight Arm Salute, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Straight Arm Salute fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.

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