Highest Economic Output: 1,726th Most Armed: 1,880th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,955th
The Empire of
Right-wing Utopia
In nuclear war all men are cremated equal.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Empire of Storm Gard is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.374 billion Storm Gardians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Storm Gardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,395 trillion Union Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 220,871 Union Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Storm Gard's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Storm Gard is ranked 99,985th in the world and 81st in The Local Cluster for Most Authoritarian, with 0.18 Stalins.

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Highest Economic Output: 1,726thMost Armed: 1,880thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,955thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,043rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,342ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,381stRudest Citizens: 2,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,565thLargest Mining Sector: 2,615thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,070thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,287thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,504thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,156thMost Avoided: 4,241stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,425thMost Secular: 4,805thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,022ndLargest Populations: 5,606thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,711thLargest Retail Industry: 6,013thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,829thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,892ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,844thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,078thLargest Black Market: 11,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,970thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,680thMost Stationary: 14,728thMost Cultured: 15,556th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Storm Gard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
  • : Storm Gard was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem.

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