Most Armed: 1,297th Rudest Citizens: 1,549th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
In nuclear war all men are cremated equal.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Empire of Storm Gard is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.005 billion Storm Gardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Storm Gardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,243 trillion Union Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 216,161 Union Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,132,732 per year while the poor average 22,106, a ratio of 51.2 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', Core Prime is a police state during international summits, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Storm Gard's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Storm Gard is ranked 104,013th in the world and 74th in The Local Cluster for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.59 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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1%
Most Armed: 1,297thRudest Citizens: 1,549thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,557thHighest Economic Output: 1,791stTop
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,984thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,216thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,262ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,297thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,309thLargest Mining Sector: 2,722ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,897thHighest Average Incomes: 3,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,489thMost Secular: 3,635thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,716thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,851stMost Avoided: 3,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,966thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,565thHighest Crime Rates: 4,656thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,645thLargest Populations: 5,776thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,181stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,276thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,101stLargest Retail Industry: 7,992ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,901stTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 10,480thMost Efficient Economies: 10,724thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,974thLargest Black Market: 13,179thMost Cultured: 15,199thMost Stationary: 15,587thSmartest Citizens: 15,938thMost Influential: 17,876th
Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, Core Prime is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Storm Gard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Union Credit.
  • : Storm Gard was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Storm Gard, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.

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