Highest Economic Output: 1,694th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,840th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,995th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
In nuclear war all men are cremated equal.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Empire of Storm Gard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.123 billion Storm Gardians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core Prime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Storm Gardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,601 trillion Union Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 223,382 Union Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, Leader's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime is well under control. Storm Gard's national animal is the Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Storm Gard is ranked 172,998th in the world and 123rd in The Local Cluster for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.88 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 1,694thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,840thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,995thMost Armed: 2,036thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,317thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,531stLargest Mining Sector: 2,598thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,625thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,900thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,191stRudest Citizens: 3,313thHighest Average Incomes: 3,358thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,474thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,813thMost Avoided: 4,279thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,965thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,308thLargest Populations: 5,491stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,739thMost Secular: 6,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,832ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,882ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,489thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,907thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,785thLargest Black Market: 11,757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,714thMost Stationary: 12,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,710thMost Cultured: 14,875thMost Influential: 16,276thSmartest Citizens: 17,495th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the region

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