Nudest: 34th Least Corrupt Governments: 626th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,484th
The Fiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.519 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande-Rivière. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The large but sluggish Stewiackean economy, worth 919 trillion worthless papers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,721 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, every week is blindness awareness week, and the Stewiackean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 173,598th in the world and 22nd in The Maritimes for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 34thLeast Corrupt Governments: 626thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,484thMost Cultured: 1,684thTop
5%
Safest: 1,939thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,451stLargest Populations: 2,704thMost Pacifist: 2,738thSmartest Citizens: 3,935thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,685thMost Income Equality: 5,729thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,780thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,051stLargest Governments: 8,938thTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 9,136thMost Secular: 11,021stHighest Economic Output: 12,205thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,940thMost Inclusive: 14,196thMost Stationary: 16,048thNicest Citizens: 16,576th
Top
10%
Nudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, the Stewiackean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Stewiacke's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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