Nudest: 28th Least Corrupt Governments: 598th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,480th
The Fiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.093 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande-Rivière. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The large but sluggish Stewiackean economy, worth 899 trillion worthless papers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,630 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The Maritimes in per capita stalking, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 155,360th in the world and 21st in The Maritimes for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 598thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,480thMost Cultured: 1,547thTop
5%
Safest: 1,940thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,509thMost Pacifist: 2,748thLargest Populations: 2,755thSmartest Citizens: 3,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,915thMost Income Equality: 5,469thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,678thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,845thHighest Drug Use: 7,077thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,211thMost Secular: 9,727thHighest Economic Output: 12,050thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,714thMost Inclusive: 14,274th
Top
10%
Nudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Stewiacke's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Politically Free.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, the nation leads The Maritimes in per capita stalking.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Most Secular and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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by Max Barry

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