Nudest: 104th Least Corrupt Governments: 550th Most Cultured: 1,367th
The Fiefdom of
Left-wing Utopia
L'homme est né libre, et partout il est dans les fers.
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.37 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grande-Rivière. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The large but sluggish Stewiackean economy, worth 976 trillion worthless papers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,925 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 2,273rd in the world and 9th in The Maritimes for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 79.83 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Nudest: 104thLeast Corrupt Governments: 550thMost Cultured: 1,367thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,418thTop
5%
Safest: 1,860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,273rdMost Pacifist: 2,546thLargest Populations: 2,801stSmartest Citizens: 3,421stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,918thMost Income Equality: 6,238thLargest Governments: 8,773rdTop
10%
Most Secular: 9,274thHighest Drug Use: 9,404thHighest Economic Output: 10,262ndMost Inclusive: 15,711thMost Politically Free: 16,931st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Stewiacke was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Stewiacke, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Stewiacke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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