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The Squirming Fornocracy of Stewed Rats |
“freedom is a path seldom travelled by the multitude”
| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Developing |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
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Location: Antarctic Oasis |
Regional Influence: Auxiliary |
The Squirming Fornocracy of Stewed Rats is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.668 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Surveillance cameras are banned, the roads are virtually falling apart, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and students in Stewed Rats's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Stewed Rats's national animal is the rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the peppercorn.
Stewed Rats is ranked 7th in the region and 3,961st in the world for Most Godforsaken.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago
- 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, students in Stewed Rats's schools rarely attend their classes. - 18 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. - 61 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, the roads are virtually falling apart. - 61 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, surveillance cameras are banned. - 70 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, Stewed Rats recently decided against having a capital city. - 70 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Stewed Rats's radio stations. - 94 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. - 94 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, the capital of Stewed Rats has burned to the ground and caused riots throughout the country. - 111 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. - 133 days ago: Following new legislation in
Stewed Rats, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister.

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