The Environmental Protectorate of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.928 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 486 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,220 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, artists are pillars of society, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 2nd in Futaba Aoi and 71st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 37 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, artists are pillars of society.
  • 13 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 15 days ago: Steenia fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, torture is illegal.

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