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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.143 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Abortions are routinely performed in Steenia's hospitals, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 1st in Futaba Aoi and 59th in the world for Best Weather, with 1,919 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, abortions are routinely performed in Steenia's hospitals.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 8 days ago: Steenia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 8 days ago: Steenia agreed to construct embassies between Futaba Aoi and The Sentient Hub.

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