The Environmental Protectorate of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.295 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 496 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,311 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Steenia's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 2nd in Futaba Aoi and 418th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 15 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Steenia's radio stations.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 6 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 1%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • 8 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.

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