The Environmental Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.812 billion Steenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 511 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,497 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government pours millions of slapsticks into rehabilitation programs annually, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 10th in Futaba Aoi and 119,242nd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the government pours millions of slapsticks into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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