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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 21.016 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is giving peace a chance, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, workers have seized control of the economy, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 8th in Futaba Aoi and 83,416th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.156 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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