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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.349 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 3rd in Futaba Aoi and 10,257th in the world for Nudest, with 216 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 5 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 8 days ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 10 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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