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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 2nd in Futaba Aoi and 266th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 458 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 82 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • 10 days ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, students cut up leftover slapsticks during Arts and Crafts.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, Steenia's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.

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