The Environmental Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.983 billion Steenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 515 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,490 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, the tenet of free speech is held dear, gambling is outlawed, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 2nd in Futaba Aoi and 32nd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 62 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, torture is illegal.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, Steenia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.

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