The Environmental Protectorate of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.426 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 500 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,372 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and Steenia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 9th in Futaba Aoi and 146,797th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, Steenia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, artists are pillars of society.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 10 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government pours millions of slapsticks into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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