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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.834 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, a government program is underway to revitalize Steenia's beaches, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 1st in Futaba Aoi and 115th in the world for Safest, scoring 2,864.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, a government program is underway to revitalize Steenia's beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • 4 days ago: Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, Max Barry is this year's Miss Steenia.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Steenia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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