The Environmental Protectorate of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.676 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 508 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,496 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Steenia Blood Tithe, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 1st in Futaba Aoi and 87th in the world for Best Weather, with 978 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 6 days ago: Steenia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Steenia Blood Tithe.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • 9 days ago: Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 9 days ago: Steenia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.

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