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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.462 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 7th in Futaba Aoi and 119,935th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports.
  • 12 days ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.

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