Most Pacifist: 26th Highest Average Tax Rates: 27th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th
The Environmental Protectorate of
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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.382 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,119 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 118,233 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, artists are pillars of society, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 185,675th in the world and 11th in Futaba Aoi for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -67.02 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Pacifist: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 29thLargest Governments: 34thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thSafest: 43rdSmartest Citizens: 64thMost Compassionate Citizens: 66thLowest Crime Rates: 81stNicest Citizens: 87thHealthiest Citizens: 105thBest Weather: 123rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 139thMost Cultured: 192ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 232ndMost Inclusive: 406thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 456thMost Stationary: 457thMost Influential: 479thMost Cheerful Citizens: 496thMost Rebellious Youth: 851stLargest Populations: 1,149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,674thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,936thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,950thHighest Economic Output: 2,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,792ndMost Devout: 5,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,424thMost Income Equality: 9,106thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,314th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.


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