Most Pacifist: 20th Most Beautiful Environments: 26th Highest Average Tax Rates: 27th
The Environmental Protectorate of
Democratic Socialists
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.651 billion Steenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,130 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 122,039 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, artists are pillars of society, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 135th in the world and 1st in Futaba Aoi for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.76 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Pacifist: 20thMost Beautiful Environments: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 29thLargest Governments: 35thSafest: 41stMost Compassionate Citizens: 59thSmartest Citizens: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 78thNicest Citizens: 80thHealthiest Citizens: 100thBest Weather: 108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 135thMost Inclusive: 137thMost Cultured: 175thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 213thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 338thMost Influential: 427thMost Stationary: 477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 480thMost Rebellious Youth: 808thLargest Populations: 1,178thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,565thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,925thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,318thMost Devout: 5,199thMost Income Equality: 7,179thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,757th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.

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