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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.623 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 8th in Futaba Aoi and 73,836th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.177 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 7 days ago: Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.

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