Highest Average Tax Rates: 26th Most Pacifist: 26th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th
The Environmental Protectorate of
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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.547 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Steenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,138 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 118,233 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, artists are pillars of society, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 2,815th in the world and 1st in Futaba Aoi for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,907.09 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Highest Average Tax Rates: 26thMost Pacifist: 26thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28thMost Beautiful Environments: 30thLargest Governments: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdSafest: 44thSmartest Citizens: 62ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 66thLowest Crime Rates: 79thNicest Citizens: 88thHealthiest Citizens: 103rdBest Weather: 124thLeast Corrupt Governments: 142ndMost Cultured: 197thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 233rdMost Stationary: 453rdMost Inclusive: 466thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 476thMost Cheerful Citizens: 488thMost Influential: 495thMost Rebellious Youth: 850thLargest Populations: 1,144thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,726thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,026thHighest Economic Output: 2,112thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,815thMost Devout: 5,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,473rdMost Income Equality: 8,156thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,411th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Steenia lodged a message on the Futaba Aoi Regional Message Board.
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Steenia's influence in Futaba Aoi rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.


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