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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia

“What the hell just hit my head?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Futaba Aoi

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The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 22.176 billion Steenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the slapstick.

Steenia is ranked 2nd in Futaba Aoi and 44th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 919 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 8 days ago: Steenia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Steenia, abortions are routinely performed in Steenia's hospitals.

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