The Environmental Protectorate of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
What the hell just hit my head?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Environmental Protectorate of Steenia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cretor Lamjack with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.009 billion Steenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Willowsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Steenian economy, worth 539 trillion slapsticks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 21,554 slapsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steenia's national animal is the flying squirrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Steenia is ranked 10th in Futaba Aoi and 144,516th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Steenia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Steenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Steenia, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.

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