“Oh my Brothers”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Eastern Islands of Dharma
The Clockwork Forge of Stash Kroh is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.559 billion Stash Krohians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of some place we all should avoid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
Sex offenders find themselves 'cut off' from any ability to repeat their crimes, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stash Kroh's national animal is the Malchicks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Clockwork.
Most Recent Government Activity: 54 days ago
- 125 days ago: Stash Kroh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 10%).
- 227 days ago: Stash Kroh's influence in Eastern Islands of Dharma rose from "Enforcer" to "Superpower".
- 251 days ago: Stash Kroh's influence in Eastern Islands of Dharma rose from "Handshaker" to "Enforcer".
- 289 days ago: Stash Kroh's influence in Eastern Islands of Dharma rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- 1 year 94 days ago: Stash Kroh was removed from the regional ban list of Osiris by The Benevolent Dictatorship of The Dourian Embassy.
- 1 year 291 days ago: Stash Kroh lodged a message on the Eastern Islands of Dharma Regional Message Board.
- 1 year 291 days ago: Stash Kroh relocated from Kyzikos to Eastern Islands of Dharma.
- 1 year 292 days ago: Stash Kroh was removed from the regional ban list of Eastern Islands of Dharma by Quelesh.
- 1 year 294 days ago: Stash Kroh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- 1 year 303 days ago: Stash Kroh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).