Starblaydia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 40
Most Stationary: 261st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 596th Most Efficient Economies: 753rd
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The Protectorate of Starblaydia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julius Starblayde with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 27.638 billion Starblaydi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jhanna. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Starblaydi economy, worth a remarkable 3,933 trillion Starblaydi Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 142,307 Starblaydi Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Future leaders of Starblaydia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Starblaydia's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Fam'dai.

Starblaydia is ranked 83,751st in the world and 74th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 940.45 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Stationary: 261stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 596thMost Efficient Economies: 753rdLargest Populations: 912thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,308thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,403rdHighest Economic Output: 1,425thLargest Mining Sector: 1,636thTop
Most Influential: 2,208thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,448thLargest Retail Industry: 5,606thMost Cultured: 5,653rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,899thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,988thHealthiest Citizens: 6,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,411thTop
Most Developed: 10,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,505thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,170thMost Primitive: 12,145thLargest Black Market: 12,540thHighest Average Incomes: 13,104thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,674thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,851stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,198thSafest: 17,266th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the region

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