The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
She's Got It Going On!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.587 billion worshipful schoolboys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient horny economy, worth 510 trillion fountains of wayne a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,049 fountains of wayne, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staceys Mom's national animal is the Hot Alien Cousin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hot mom worship.

Staceys Mom is ranked 5,410th in The North Pacific and 102,357th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 14 days ago: Staceys Mom changed its national demonym to "worshipful schoolboy", its demonym adjective to "horny", and its demonym plural to "worshipful schoolboys".
  • 19 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 23 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 34 days ago: Staceys Mom altered its national flag.
  • 34 days ago: Staceys Mom changed its national animal to "Hot Alien Cousin", its demonym to "Intergalactic", its demonym adjective to "Planetary", and its demonym plural to "Planetary-Intergalactics".
  • 36 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 39 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.
  • 39 days ago: Staceys Mom changed its national animal to "boytoy".

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