“She's Got It Going On!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 8.41 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-fountain of wayne mansions, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest non-human MILF hunting institutions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Staceys Mom's national animal is the non-human MILF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is hot mom worship, and its currency is the fountain of wayne.
Most Recent Government Activity: 22 days ago
- 22 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Balder to Kingdom.
- 22 days ago: Staceys Mom altered its national flag.
- 22 days ago: Staceys Mom was refounded.
- 84 days ago: Staceys Mom ceased to exist.
- 122 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Zhaucauozian Friendship to Kingdom.
- 131 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Kingdom to Zhaucauozian Friendship.
- 133 days ago: Staceys Mom lodged a message on the Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- 141 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Zhaucauozian Friendship to Kingdom.
- 141 days ago: Staceys Mom lodged a message on the Zhaucauozian Friendship Regional Message Board.
- 141 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Antarctic Oasis to Zhaucauozian Friendship.