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The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Antarctic Oasis


The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 9.756 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-fountain of wayne mansions, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest non-human MILF hunting institutions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Staceys Mom's national animal is the non-human MILF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is hot mom worship, and its currency is the fountain of wayne.

Staceys Mom is ranked 38th in Antarctic Oasis and 96,940th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -2 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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