“She's Got It Going On!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Antarctic Oasis
The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.303 billion boytoys enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 69%, and even higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-fountain of wayne mansions, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest non-human MILF hunting institutions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Staceys Mom's national animal is the non-human MILF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is hot mom worship, and its currency is the fountain of wayne.
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago
- 14 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from The West Atlantic to Antarctic Oasis.
- 14 days ago: Staceys Mom lodged a message on the The West Atlantic Regional Message Board.
- 14 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Antarctic Oasis to The West Atlantic.
- 20 days ago: Staceys Mom fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- 24 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from The Rejected Realms to Antarctic Oasis.
- 24 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Antarctic Oasis to The Rejected Realms.
- 24 days ago: Staceys Mom was ejected from Antarctic Oasis by The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny.
- 25 days ago: Staceys Mom changed its national demonym to "boytoy".
- 27 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
- 38 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Lazarus to Antarctic Oasis.