“She's Got It Going On!”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 2.065 billion, 2.063 billion of whom are zombies, boytoys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Euthanasia is legal, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Staceys Mom's national animal is the non-human MILF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is hot mom worship, and its currency is the fountain of wayne.
Staceys Mom is currently considering its options.
Survival Rate: 0.02%
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago
- 9 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.
- 24 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
- 27 days ago: Staceys Mom relocated from Antarctic Oasis to The North Pacific.
- 32 days ago: Staceys Mom resigned from the World Assembly.
- 35 days ago: Staceys Mom voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
- 35 days ago: Staceys Mom was endorsed by The State Security Apparatus of Iron Felix.
- 37 days ago: Staceys Mom was endorsed by The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine.
- 37 days ago: Staceys Mom was endorsed by The Flaming Pirates of Bloodstone Kay.
- 39 days ago: Staceys Mom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
- 42 days ago: Staceys Mom endorsed The Raving Lunatics of Hulongu.