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The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom

“She's Got It Going On!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.167 billion boytoys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Staceys Momian economy, worth 491 trillion fountain of waynes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,049 fountain of waynes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staceys Mom's national animal is the non-human MILF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hot mom worship.

Staceys Mom is ranked 2,835th in The North Pacific and 61,229th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 0 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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