The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
She's Got It Going On!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.41 billion Planetary-Intergalactics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Planetary economy, worth 502 trillion fountains of wayne a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,049 fountains of wayne, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staceys Mom's national animal is the Hot Alien Cousin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hot mom worship.

Staceys Mom is ranked 3,361st in The North Pacific and 79,042nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 53 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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