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The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom

“She's Got It Going On!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Hopeless Schoolboy Fantasy of Staceys Mom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 2.065 billion, 2.063 billion of whom are zombies, boytoys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 71%, and even higher for the wealthy. An almost nonexistent private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Euthanasia is legal, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Staceys Mom's national animal is the non-human MILF, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is hot mom worship, and its currency is the fountain of wayne.

Staceys Mom is ranked 3,898th in The North Pacific and 90,683rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Staceys Mom is currently considering its options.

People: 2,246,010

Zombies: 2,063,234,215

Dead: 8,576,209,415

Survival Rate: 0.02%

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