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The Firefighting states of St Regis Falls

“Never forget the 343 brothers lost on 9/11/01.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Good Ol Boyz

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The Firefighting states of St Regis Falls is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Christian McDonald with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.988 billion smoke eaterss have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of firehouse. The average income tax rate is 67%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes all major gold finds, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Regis Falls's national animal is the dalmatian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is firefighter, and its currency is the Brotherhoods.

St Regis Falls is ranked 9th in Good Ol Boyz and 116,533rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: St Regis Falls's influence in Good Ol Boyz rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 5 days ago: St Regis Falls lodged a message on the Good Ol Boyz Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: St Regis Falls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Average (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: St Regis Falls lodged a message on the Good Ol Boyz Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 10 days ago: St Regis Falls lodged a message on the Good Ol Boyz Regional Message Board.

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