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The Firefighting states of St Regis Falls

“Never forget the 343 brothers lost on 9/11/01.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Good Ol Boyz

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The Firefighting states of St Regis Falls is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Walter Bond with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.371 billion smoke eater have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of firehouse. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient St Regis Fallsian economy, worth 211 trillion Brotherhoodss a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 48,285 Brotherhoodss, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Regis Falls's national animal is the dalmatian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is firefighter.

St Regis Falls is ranked 3rd in Good Ol Boyz and 97,514th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -36.65 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

  • 13 days ago: St Regis Falls's influence in Good Ol Boyz rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 14 days ago: St Regis Falls was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: St Regis Falls's influence in Good Ol Boyz rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 50 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • 51 days ago: St Regis Falls lodged a message on the Good Ol Boyz Regional Message Board.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

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