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The Firefighting states of St Regis Falls

“Never forget the 343 brothers lost on 9/11/01.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Good Ol Boyz

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The Firefighting states of St Regis Falls is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Walter Bond with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.133 billion smoke eaterss have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of firehouse. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Regis Falls's national animal is the dalmatian, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, its national religion is firefighter, and its currency is the Brotherhoods.

St Regis Falls is ranked 6th in Good Ol Boyz and 104,458th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -1 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits.
  • 12 days ago: St Regis Falls lodged a message on the Good Ol Boyz Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in St Regis Falls, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.

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