Population | 21.428 billion |
Capital | Srn347 City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | cookie |
Animal | kitsune |
The Holy Empire of Srn347 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.428 billion Srn347ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srn347 City. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Srn347ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,043 trillion cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 142,028 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, Leader panders to nontraditional families, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srn347's national animal is the kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Srn347 is ranked 3,734th in the world and 6th in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 3,583.70603976 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, Leader panders to nontraditional families.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
- : Srn347 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.
- : Following new legislation in Srn347, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Srn347 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".