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“She had man-hands!”

The Bobastic Nation of Srboslavija is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Radovan Karadzic with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.809 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Dinars each year, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Srboslavija's national animal is the Siptar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Mladicism, and its currency is the Dinar.

Srboslavija is ranked 111th in the region and 48,911th in the world for Most Godforsaken.