Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th Lowest Crime Rates: 20th
The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.328 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 16,102 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 611,615 Blaggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,912,011 per year while the poor average 150,114, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the endangered saltwater humpback Poxified Scrotum is only seen in captivity programs, and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Spunky Doughnut of supplying extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 121,441st in the world and 6,192nd in the Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -43.33 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thLowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 37thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42ndMost Secular: 46thLargest Black Market: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndHighest Economic Output: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 75thMost Primitive: 85thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 100thSafest: 104thLargest Governments: 136thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 202ndMost Avoided: 220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 466thLargest Agricultural Sector: 558thMost Stationary: 664thMost Efficient Economies: 749thLargest Retail Industry: 941stLargest Populations: 1,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,301stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,693rdMost Conservative: 2,248thRudest Citizens: 2,276thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,384thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,286thFattest Citizens: 6,098thMost Influential: 6,681stMost Authoritarian: 7,122ndTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,695thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,547thMost Extreme: 11,550th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionMost Conservative: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionFattest Citizens: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 294th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 422nd in the regionMost Extreme: 540th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 632nd in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Spunky Doughnut of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the endangered saltwater humpback Poxified Scrotum is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Phartville is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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