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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut

“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”

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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Folkes-Constant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.334 billion, 65 million of whom are zombies, Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult Of Folkes-Constant, and its currency is the Blagger.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 8th in the Pacific and 106th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 50 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Spunky Doughnut is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 14,268,984,675

Zombies: 64,891,519

Dead: 7,850,033,268

Survival Rate: 64.32%

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