The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Folkes-Constant with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.903 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 11,067 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 483,221 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult Of Folkes-Constant.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 3rd in the Pacific and 16th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 364 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 hours ago: Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Spunky Doughnut fell out of the world Top 1% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Spunky Doughnut fell out of the regional Top 1% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.

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