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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut

“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Folkes-Constant with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.337 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, Harry Potter books are banned, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult Of Folkes-Constant, and its currency is the Blagger.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 33rd in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 2,163 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Blagger battlesuits.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the Mother-in-Law is believed to be extinct.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Spunky Doughnut.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.

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