Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th Lowest Crime Rates: 21st
The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.47 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 15,146 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 594,697 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 10,832nd in the world and 220th in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,822.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 21stMost Corrupt Governments: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 31stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thMost Secular: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46thLargest Black Market: 53rdMost Primitive: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thHighest Economic Output: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 73rdSafest: 87thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Governments: 122ndMost Avoided: 208thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 208thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 572ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 682ndMost Stationary: 687thHighest Poor Incomes: 724thMost Efficient Economies: 778thLargest Retail Industry: 870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,087thLargest Populations: 1,181stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,591stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,297thMost Conservative: 3,302ndFattest Citizens: 6,102ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,150thMost Influential: 6,204thMost Authoritarian: 7,042ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,397thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,832ndMost Extreme: 16,325th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Conservative: 198th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 547th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 832nd in the regionMost Extreme: 847th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 961st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spunky Doughnut's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Harry Potter books are banned.


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