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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut

“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Folkes-Constant with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.931 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

It is illegal to own a mobile phone, families are only permitted to have one child, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult Of Folkes-Constant, and its currency is the Blagger.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 29th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 3,095 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, it is illegal to own a mobile phone.
  • 4 days ago: Spunky Doughnut fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.

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