Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th Lowest Crime Rates: 17th
The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
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The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.82 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 15,628 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 605,270 Blaggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,874,656 per year while the poor average 150,564, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 37th in the world and 3rd in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 30,720.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLowest Crime Rates: 17thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46thMost Secular: 47thLargest Black Market: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thHighest Economic Output: 67thMost Primitive: 69thHighest Average Incomes: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thSafest: 100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Governments: 127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 200thMost Avoided: 210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 487thLargest Agricultural Sector: 536thMost Stationary: 681stMost Efficient Economies: 761stLargest Retail Industry: 891stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,176thLargest Populations: 1,189thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,538thRudest Citizens: 2,026thMost Conservative: 2,818thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,415thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,617thFattest Citizens: 6,256thMost Influential: 6,414thMost Authoritarian: 6,764thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,781stTop
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Most Extreme: 10,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,273rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 81st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionFattest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Conservative: 135th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 382nd in the regionMost Extreme: 451st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 612th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 621st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.

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