The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Perivale-Harris with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.976 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 14,806 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 592,815 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The SDBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and firing squads regularly execute dissidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult Of Perivale-Harris.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 1st in the Pacific and 22nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 2,673.935 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, firing squads regularly execute dissidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the SDBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, children use fake IDs to purchase candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.

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