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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut

“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Folkes-Constant with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.627 billion Spunky Doughnutians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Spunky Doughnut, soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone, and elections have been outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult Of Folkes-Constant, and its currency is the Blagger.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 3,428th in the Pacific and 111,697th in the world for Most Average, scoring -3,413 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, elections have been outlawed.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone.
  • 4 days ago: Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Spunky Doughnut.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

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