Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th Lowest Crime Rates: 18th
The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
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The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.967 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 15,754 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 606,726 Blaggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,820,178 per year while the poor average 157,970, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and the endangered saltwater humpback Poxified Scrotum is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 18th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 305.16 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLowest Crime Rates: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39thMost Secular: 43rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45thLargest Black Market: 50thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thHighest Economic Output: 66thHighest Average Incomes: 74thMost Primitive: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thSafest: 99thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Governments: 125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 199thMost Avoided: 210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 311thLargest Agricultural Sector: 534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 535thMost Stationary: 677thMost Efficient Economies: 755thLargest Retail Industry: 905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,177thLargest Populations: 1,182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,306thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,244thMost Conservative: 2,940thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,377thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,418thFattest Citizens: 6,127thMost Influential: 6,413thMost Authoritarian: 6,953rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,013thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,364thMost Extreme: 13,754th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 86th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Conservative: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 255th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 494th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 586th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 777th in the regionMost Extreme: 778th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 913th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the endangered saltwater humpback Poxified Scrotum is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Phartville is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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