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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut

“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Folkes-Constant with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.572 billion Spunky Doughnutians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute, political activists are routinely executed, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and Spunky Doughnut's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Cult Of Folkes-Constant, and its currency is the Blagger.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 3,478th in the Pacific and 112,176th in the world for Best Weather, with -4,046 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Spunky Doughnut's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the well-off are enjoying tax cuts while famine kills off the poor and destitute.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • 6 days ago: Spunky Doughnut was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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