Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th Lowest Crime Rates: 20th
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.759 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 16,275 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 608,226 Blaggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,895,512 per year while the poor average 149,955, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Spunky Doughnut of supplying extremist groups, the Phartville Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 178,049th in the world and 9,825th in the Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 6.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45thLargest Black Market: 53rdMost Secular: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 62ndLargest Insurance Industry: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 74thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97thMost Primitive: 100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101stSafest: 106thLargest Governments: 142ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 214thMost Avoided: 225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478thLargest Agricultural Sector: 544thMost Stationary: 633rdMost Efficient Economies: 750thLargest Retail Industry: 1,035thLargest Populations: 1,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,736thTop
Most Conservative: 2,462ndRudest Citizens: 2,693rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,443rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,284thFattest Citizens: 5,991stMost Influential: 6,825thMost Authoritarian: 8,461stTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,073rdMost Extreme: 13,260th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionMost Conservative: 73rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 320th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 405th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 553rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 591st in the regionMost Extreme: 711th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 930th in the region

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