Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th Lowest Crime Rates: 20th
The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.603 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 15,122 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 590,658 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Spunky Doughnut in search of Poxified Scrotums, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 181,622nd in the world and 8,717th in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.9 Years.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Mining Sector: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thMost Secular: 42ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Insurance Industry: 59thLargest Black Market: 59thMost Primitive: 64thHighest Economic Output: 70thHighest Average Incomes: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thSafest: 98thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110thLargest Governments: 124thMost Avoided: 207thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 310thLargest Agricultural Sector: 618thMost Stationary: 686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 724thHighest Poor Incomes: 738thMost Efficient Economies: 767thLargest Retail Industry: 950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,113thLargest Populations: 1,188thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,550thMost Conservative: 3,559thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,229thMost Influential: 6,322ndMost Authoritarian: 6,418thFattest Citizens: 6,673rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,311thMost Extreme: 16,815th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionFattest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 235th in the regionMost Conservative: 237th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 431st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 615th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 796th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 862nd in the regionMost Extreme: 872nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Spunky Doughnut in search of Poxified Scrotums.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, trespassers entering The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.

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