The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Whitworth-Smith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.403 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 12,863 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 549,663 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult Of Whitworth-Smith.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 6,677th in the Pacific and 146,863rd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -527 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the only places to see Mothers-in-Law now are at local zoos.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.

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