Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th Lowest Crime Rates: 21st
The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
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The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Wexford-Mogg with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.159 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 15,999 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 611,615 Blaggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,912,011 per year while the poor average 150,114, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the endangered saltwater humpback Poxified Scrotum is only seen in captivity programs, and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Spunky Doughnut of supplying extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Poxified Scrotum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Divinity Of Wexford-Mogg.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 35,091st in the world and 1,637th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,586.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44thMost Secular: 46thLargest Black Market: 48thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thHighest Economic Output: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 74thMost Primitive: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 103rdSafest: 104thLargest Governments: 134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 196thMost Avoided: 213thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 552ndMost Stationary: 673rdMost Efficient Economies: 761stLargest Retail Industry: 901stLargest Populations: 1,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,248thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,691stRudest Citizens: 2,155thMost Conservative: 2,236thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,344thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,269thFattest Citizens: 6,028thMost Influential: 6,547thMost Authoritarian: 6,904thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,338thMost Extreme: 11,415th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionFattest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 563rd in the regionMost Extreme: 564th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Spunky Doughnut of supplying extremist groups.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the endangered saltwater humpback Poxified Scrotum is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Phartville is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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