The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Whitworth-Smith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.202 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 11,108 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 478,772 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Phartville, and guns are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult Of Whitworth-Smith.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 1,230th in the Pacific and 40,465th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 4 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, guns are banned.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Phartville.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, Spunky Doughnut-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the roads are virtually falling apart.

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