The Indefatigable Fiefdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lord Baron Glorious Whitworth-Smith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.081 billion Spunky Doughnutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phartville. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunky Doughnutian economy, worth an astonishing 10,963 trillion Blaggers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 475,008 Blaggers, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Spunky Doughnut's national animal is the Mother-in-Law, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult Of Whitworth-Smith.

Spunky Doughnut is ranked 21st in the Pacific and 844th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, billions of Blaggers are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, all guns must be registered.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Spunky Doughnut, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 8 days ago: Spunky Doughnut was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.

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