The Very Lovely Sultanate of
Left-wing Utopia
[first 12 notes of Dixie]
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Very Lovely Sultanate of Splang is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Master of the Ordnance with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.743 billion Splangians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Splangian economy, worth 340 trillion eyebrows a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 15,671 eyebrows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax eyebrows each year, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Splang's national animal is the armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Splang is ranked 21st in Lazarus and 517th in the world for Safest, scoring 2,884.749 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • : Splang was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.

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