Population | 22.713 billion |
Capital | Srosrka Nova |
Leader | Stanislav Voldzicky |
Faith | Spatizlavia's Catholic Church |
Currency | Mint |
Animal | giant bat |
The Strictly Neutral Republic of Spaztislavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stanislav Voldzicky with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.713 billion Spaztovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Srosrka Nova. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Spaztislavian economy, worth a remarkable 5,136 trillion Mints a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,141 Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spaztislavia's national animal is the giant bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Spatizlavia's Catholic Church.
Spaztislavia is ranked 1,512th in the world and 1st in Distant Continent for Lowest Crime Rates, with 155.24 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
- : Following new legislation in Spaztislavia, citizens wouldn't recognise Stanislav Voldzicky if they passed one another on the street.
- : Spaztislavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.