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The I Majored in Raiding of Spartzerium

“‮!𝖙𝖘𝖊𝖙𝖘𝖊𝖇 𝖊𝖍𝖙 𝖘𝖎 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝕿”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Black Hawks

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The I Majored in Raiding of Spartzerium is a gargantuan, devout nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.187 billion Spartzeriumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spartzerium City. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Cheese Exports and Tourism.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartzerium's national animal is the Spartzy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the spartze.

Spartzerium is ranked 32nd in The Black Hawks and 102,606th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -110 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 131 days ago: Spartzerium was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 138 days ago: Spartzerium fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 157 days ago: Spartzerium fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 158 days ago: Spartzerium was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 163 days ago: Spartzerium's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 164 days ago: Spartzerium's influence in The Black Hawks fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • 171 days ago: Spartzerium's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 179 days ago: Spartzerium fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 191 days ago: Spartzerium fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 191 days ago: Spartzerium fell out of the regional Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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