| Category: Free-Market Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Sparta
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Kingdom of Sparta Jesus is a massive, devout nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.083 billion enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail industries.
Crime is a serious problem. Sparta Jesus's national animal is the sickly green horse, and its currency is the thirty pieces of silver.
Sparta Jesus is ranked 9th in Sparta and 63,225th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.


National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago
- 70 days ago:
Sparta Jesus fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pro-Market. - 88 days ago:
Sparta Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens. - 90 days ago:
Sparta Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market. - 113 days ago:
Sparta Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free. - 113 days ago:
Sparta Jesus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free. - 191 days ago:
Sparta Jesus relocated from I dont even to Sparta. - 191 days ago:
Sparta Jesus relocated from The South Pacific to I dont even. - 191 days ago:
Sparta Jesus altered its national flag. - 191 days ago:
Sparta Jesus was founded.







