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The Magnum of
Democratic Socialists
Melancholy with just a dash of joy
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sparking Wine

Population24.492 billion

CapitalCalder
LeaderSparky

Currencychampagne
Animalsommelier

The Magnum of Sparking Wine is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sparky with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 24.492 billion Sparking Winers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calder. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sparking Wigean economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion champagnes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,340 champagnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, nothing gets the party jumping like Sparky specifying how high, the children of Sparking Wine are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparking Wine's national animal is the sommelier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sparking Wine is ranked 44,764th in the world and 5th in Alberta for Most Stationary, with 985.928535672 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,199thSafest: 8,612thLargest Populations: 8,766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,728thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,497thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,439thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,158thMost Secular: 20,610thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,705thMost Cultured: 20,811thMost Influential: 24,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,621stSmartest Citizens: 27,632ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,929thHighest Food Quality: 28,692nd

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  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Sparking Wine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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