“We Own Y'all!”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.095 billion Spansters are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Healthcare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, protests are legal but strictly supervised, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spanny.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
- 1 day 17 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Utmost Tombian Democracy of The Democratic Republic of Tomb.
- 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- 2 days 11 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
- 2 days 20 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Mapelum.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in M Shobacus Maz's bedroom.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Span, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- 4 days ago: Span was endorsed by The Undead Zombie Empire of Falapatorius.
Endorsements Received: 91 » Fengate, Groovistan, Herzliyya, Felenia, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Impenyer, Grosseschnauzer, Elevation, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Zzzaaa, Pasargad, Former English Colony, Andromeda Islands, Selfgradatude, Blackshear41, Unimaginable Doom, Jefffliu, Ascenon, New haven america, Democatic Donkeys, Magonia, Renetopia, Zion-Talmasca, Pluxlups, Esponnise, Caish Empire, Democratic Republic of England, My Utopian World, Macworld, Venezuelia, McMasterdonia, Mandexia, Ator People, Calamazo, Zonkev, Fourth, Oilgarchy, Brutobropia, Finely Unionized Network, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Olvern, Dutchyland, Rukonia, The Teddy, El Melbos, Thatchertropolis, and 41 others.Alunya, Francovania, Framhaven, Kiwitaicho, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, New Absurdistan, Lunar Felicem, Kitabo, Nphyx, Sufcok, Eumbner, Giancarlo, 007James Bond, Bristol C, Five Bridges, Abacathea, Deutheland, Pacific Borderlands, Varovanjov, Lokarth, Wisconsota, Kevaren, God n Country n Byron, Satvahan, Kimbaland, Lionia, DoPeNaStY, Central Republic of Mallottovia, Imperium Magna Graecia, International Nation of the World, Rugged, Malakeem, Sauselandia, Marsadia, Cinnibar, Kialga-Lourti, Falapatorius, Mapelum, Great Bights Mum, and The Democratic Republic of Tomb.