Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Nicest Citizens: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
We Own Y'all!
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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.649 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Healthcare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 4,535 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,986 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and tourists are forbidden to enter Native Spanner lands. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 2,951st in the world and 128th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 372.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thBest Weather: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Pacifist: 37thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 60thMost Devout: 60thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 110thLargest Populations: 132ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141stSafest: 163rdLargest Publishing Industry: 173rdLowest Crime Rates: 232ndMost Cultured: 247thMost Influential: 283rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 429thMost Stationary: 919thHighest Economic Output: 1,069thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,538thMost Inclusive: 2,831stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,951stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,953rdLargest Governments: 4,294thMost Politically Free: 4,893rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,569thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,111thTop
Nudest: 7,938thHighest Average Incomes: 10,185thMost Income Equality: 14,261st
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionMost Politically Free: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 253rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 276th in the regionNudest: 281st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 367th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 716th in the regionMost Developed: 808th in the regionMost Income Equality: 831st in the region

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