“We Own Y'all!”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.751 billion Spansters are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Healthcare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spanny.
Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago
- 6 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Allied States of Merdir.
- 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
- 18 hours ago: Span was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
- 19 hours ago: Span was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 10%).
- 1 day 5 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Allied States of The British-Soviet Colonies.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
- 3 days 21 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Ancient Prophecy of Republic of Destiny.
Endorsements Received: 106 » Fengate, Groovistan, Herzliyya, Felenia, Yaorozu, Whereisthatistan, Novare Res, Grosseschnauzer, Elevation, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Pasargad, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, Unimaginable Doom, Jefffliu, Ascenon, New haven america, Democatic Donkeys, Magonia, Renetopia, Zion-Talmasca, Pluxlups, Caish Empire, Democratic Republic of England, Macworld, Venezuelia, McMasterdonia, Mandexia, Ator People, Calamazo, Brutobropia, Finely Unionized Network, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Olvern, Dutchyland, The Teddy, El Melbos, Thatchertropolis, Alunya, Francovania, Framhaven, Kiwitaicho, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, New Absurdistan, Lunar Felicem, Kitabo, Nphyx, and 56 others.Sufcok, Eumbner, Five Bridges, Abacathea, Pacific Borderlands, Lokarth, Wisconsota, God n Country n Byron, Satvahan, Lionia, Cinnibar, Kialga-Lourti, Falapatorius, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Indonesa, United Chinese Republics, Emmerian Republic, Chinstralia, Spadanera, NabMex, Scandigrad, The Fens, Trygg, Unified Wessex, Anawak, Georgi Land, Metellusien, Byzateos, VicGON, Malakeem, General COE, Sirisea, Nubianica, The Lancerian Empire, New Sekai, SillyString, Ferdinana, Gangsta Weasels, Quebaine, Flutiestan, Han fei Zi, Kingdom of Plembobria, Gracius Maximus, Imladrea, The A9, Neu-Klagenfurt, Sadakoyama, Grelenna, Alta Italia, Territorio di Nessuno, Pakistan 001, Chisholm, Republic of Destiny, The British-Soviet Colonies, and Merdir.