The United Socialist States of
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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.791 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Healthcare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Spanner economy, worth 520 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,711 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the government pours millions of spannies into rehabilitation programs annually, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Span's border. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 575th in The North Pacific and 15,917th in the world for Nudest, with 210 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Span, refugees from other nations are flocking to Span's border.
  • : Span was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, the government pours millions of spannies into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Span endorsed The Sixth Spice Girl of Pumpkin Spice.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Span was endorsed by The Sixth Spice Girl of Pumpkin Spice.
  • : Span was endorsed by The Kingdom Republic of Ceretis.
  • : Following new legislation in Span, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Span to be bombproof.
  • : Span was endorsed by The Totalitarian State of Tokenzia.


World Assembly

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