“We Own Y'all!”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.986 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Healthcare and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Spanner economy, worth 457 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,592 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Surveillance cameras are banned, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity: Seconds ago
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, surveillance cameras are banned.
- 2 days 18 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Republic of Wolfstar WA Mission.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: Span was endorsed by The Anarcho-syndical Commune of Flutiestan.
- 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Span, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
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