“We Own Y'all!”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: The North Pacific
The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 23.513 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Healthcare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, students cut up leftover spannys during Arts and Crafts, and the government pours millions of spannys into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the spanny.
Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago
- 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the government pours millions of spannys into rehabilitation programs annually.
- 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, students cut up leftover spannys during Arts and Crafts.
- 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: Span was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Malinka.
- 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
- 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Span, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Span, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Span, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Span, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
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