Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Nicest Citizens: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
We Own Y'all!
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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.825 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 65.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 3,988 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,745 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 456th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 94.18 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8thBest Weather: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thMost Pacifist: 37thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 61stMost Devout: 64thHealthiest Citizens: 82ndSmartest Citizens: 109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122ndLargest Populations: 132ndSafest: 159thLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Cultured: 245thMost Influential: 284thLargest Publishing Industry: 291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 456thMost Stationary: 901stHighest Economic Output: 1,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,453rdTop
Most Inclusive: 2,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,126thMost Politically Free: 3,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,064thLargest Governments: 4,172ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,606thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,932ndTop
Nudest: 10,537thMost Income Equality: 12,124thHighest Average Incomes: 15,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,427thMost Extreme: 15,986th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 134th in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 144th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 149th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionNudest: 435th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 557th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 642nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 792nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 877th in the regionMost Income Equality: 886th in the regionMost Developed: 910th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,009th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,015th in the region

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