Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Nicest Citizens: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
We Own Y'all!
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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.048 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 4,545 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,271 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Spanners, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 116,704th in the world and 5,887th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 464.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9thBest Weather: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thMost Pacifist: 35thMost Beautiful Environments: 44thLeast Corrupt Governments: 53rdMost Devout: 69thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 110thLargest Populations: 129thSafest: 157thLargest Publishing Industry: 160thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Cultured: 247thMost Influential: 279thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 468thMost Stationary: 878thHighest Economic Output: 1,107thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,456thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,025thMost Inclusive: 3,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,356thLargest Governments: 4,016thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,431stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,604thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,463rdTop
Nudest: 9,011thHighest Average Incomes: 10,955thHighest Drug Use: 14,179thMost Extreme: 14,587thMost Income Equality: 15,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,707thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,428th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 161st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionNudest: 359th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 385th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 397th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 637th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 730th in the regionMost Extreme: 887th in the regionMost Developed: 898th in the regionMost Income Equality: 988th in the region

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