Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Nicest Citizens: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
We Own Y'all!
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Widely Abused

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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.89 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Healthcare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 4,298 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,771 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 180,824th in the world and 9,947th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -57.91 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Pacifist: 37thMost Beautiful Environments: 41stMost Devout: 49thLeast Corrupt Governments: 51stHealthiest Citizens: 76thSmartest Citizens: 106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114thLargest Populations: 137thSafest: 162ndLargest Publishing Industry: 187thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Influential: 255thMost Cultured: 277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 417thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 510thMost Stationary: 960thHighest Economic Output: 1,091stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,773rdTop
Most Politically Free: 1,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,622ndMost Inclusive: 3,088thLargest Governments: 3,665thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,512thNudest: 7,429thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,859thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,948thMost Extreme: 13,353rdMost Income Equality: 15,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,491st
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Politically Free: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 166th in the regionNudest: 178th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 432nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 681st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 683rd in the regionMost Extreme: 721st in the regionMost Developed: 746th in the regionMost Income Equality: 859th in the region

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