Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd Nicest Citizens: 5th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
We Own Y'all!
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The United Socialist States of Span is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by M Shobacus Maz with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.295 billion Spanners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Healthcare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maz. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Spanner economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion spannies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,838 spannies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, eminent domain has been abolished, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime is totally unknown. Span's national animal is the donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Span is ranked 4,041st in the world and 137th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 41.52 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 35thMost Pacifist: 37thMost Beautiful Environments: 42ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 50thMost Devout: 53rdHealthiest Citizens: 81stSmartest Citizens: 106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115thLargest Populations: 133rdSafest: 166thLargest Publishing Industry: 201stLowest Crime Rates: 235thMost Cultured: 262ndMost Influential: 282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 430thMost Stationary: 942ndHighest Economic Output: 1,140thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,159thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,568thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,788thMost Inclusive: 3,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,037thLargest Governments: 4,041stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,440thMost Politically Free: 4,703rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,791stNudest: 6,914thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,131stMost Extreme: 13,973rdMost Income Equality: 15,015th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 86th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 206th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 371st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 693rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 748th in the regionMost Developed: 832nd in the regionMost Extreme: 881st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,009th in the region

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