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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 94thMost Advanced Public Transport: 94thLargest Welfare Programs: 110th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Proletarians of all countries unite
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sowjet Union

Population14.414 billion

Currencyno currency
Animalsea ant

The United Socialist States of Sowjet Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.414 billion Sowjet Unionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sowjet Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,553 trillion no currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 177,156 no currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, where there's smoke there's the Sowjet Unionian Forestry Department, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sowjet Union's national animal is the sea ant, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sowjet Union is ranked 54,348th in the world and 546th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 810.08932876472 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 94thMost Advanced Public Transport: 94thLargest Welfare Programs: 110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 408thMost Advanced Public Education: 473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 536thMost Pacifist: 715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 896thNicest Citizens: 908thSafest: 1,092ndLargest Governments: 1,330thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,349thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,374thMost Inclusive: 1,648thMost Developed: 1,712thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,840thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,985thHighest Food Quality: 2,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,128thLowest Crime Rates: 2,319thBest Weather: 2,396thHealthiest Citizens: 2,684thMost Cultured: 2,784thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,803rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,485thHighest Economic Output: 8,946thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,429thMost Secular: 9,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,100thHighest Average Incomes: 14,239thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,142ndLargest Populations: 28,044th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 64th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Influential: 443rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 460th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 486th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 526th in the regionMost Stationary: 546th in the regionLargest Populations: 867th in the regionNudest: 1,021st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,029th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, Leader's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, where there's smoke there's the Sowjet Unionian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Sowjet Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.

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