Location: USSR

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Opiate of Homo Sovieticus of Soviet Jesus is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, intelligent population of 2.407 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A large private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Trout Farming and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soviet Jesus's national animal is the collective farm lamb, and its currency is the holy prepuce.

Soviet Jesus is ranked 210th in USSR and 96,093rd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

NationStates by Max Barry, author of and