Most Efficient Economies: 138th Most Politically Free: 2,722nd Most Subsidized Industry: 3,779th
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The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by *NONE* with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.052 billion Canuckistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscawa. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canuckistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,287 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Moscawa as a backdrop, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Canuckistan's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Soviet Canuckistan is ranked 16,445th in the world and 1st in Minecraftia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.97 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 138thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,779thMost Developed: 4,369thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,651stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,030thHighest Economic Output: 6,608thSmartest Citizens: 7,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,652ndLargest Governments: 8,370thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,857thHighest Drug Use: 8,873rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 9,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,375thMost Cultured: 10,475thLargest Populations: 10,824thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,613thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,708thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,857thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,518thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,518thMost Influential: 15,359thLowest Crime Rates: 16,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,630thRudest Citizens: 17,303rd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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