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The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Anne Frank


The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by *NONE* with a fair hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.905 billion Canuckistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscawa. The average income tax rate is 92%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Book Publishing, and Gambling industries.

Mandatory daycare is provided by the government, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Soviet Canuckistan's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Canuckistan's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Dollar.

Soviet Canuckistan is ranked 60th in Anne Frank and 59,424th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -23 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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