The Amish Paradise of
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Frightening
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The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by *NONE* with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.369 billion Canuckistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscawa. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Canuckistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 123,592 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory daycare is provided by the government, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Soviet Canuckistan's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Canuckistan's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Soviet Canuckistan is ranked 12th in Minecraftia and 123,879th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -145 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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