Most Efficient Economies: 137th Most Developed: 3,484th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,700th
The Amish Paradise of
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The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by *NONE* with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic, devout population of 10.209 billion Canuckistanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscawa. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canuckistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,870 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, Moscawa's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Canuckistan's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Soviet Canuckistan is ranked 4,737th in the world and 1st in Minecraftia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,906.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 137thTop
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Most Developed: 3,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,700thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,875thHighest Economic Output: 6,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,482ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,633rdSmartest Citizens: 6,723rdNudest: 7,516thTop
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Largest Governments: 7,766thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,801stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,544thMost Cultured: 9,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,390thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,561stLargest Populations: 10,706thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,085thMost Politically Free: 11,247thHighest Average Incomes: 11,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,484thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,366thLowest Crime Rates: 14,444thMost Influential: 15,132nd
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, Moscawa's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Soviet Canuckistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in Soviet Canuckistan, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.

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