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The Destroyer of Soutouboua

“Soutouboua”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Lake ilopango

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The Destroyer of Soutouboua is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Me with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.086 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soutouboua. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Soutouboua's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the xof.

Soutouboua is ranked 4th in Lake ilopango and 81,997th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Soutouboua, the Soutouboua Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
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