The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Sit Nomine Digna
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Dominion of Southern Patriots is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duke Ian Smith Friedle with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, devout population of 13.67 billion Suthesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecilburg. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suthesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,877 trillion Blackledgic pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,373 Blackledgic pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Blackledgic pound, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, millions of Blackledgic pounds have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Sable antelope Disease, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Patriots's national animal is the Sable antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of Blęclęc.

Southern Patriots is ranked 3rd in Rhodesia and 75,126th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, millions of Blackledgic pounds have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Sable antelope Disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Blackledgic pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Southern Patriots's influence in Rhodesia rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Cecilburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Patriots, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.

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