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The Dominion of Southern Patriots is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Ian Smith Friedle with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.528 billion Suthesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cecilburg. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suthesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion Blackledge pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 134,702 Blackledge pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is relatively low. Southern Patriots's national animal is the Sable antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of Blęclęc.

Southern Patriots is ranked 3rd in Rhodesia and 105,099th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -300 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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