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The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia

“Aim high and miss!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada

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The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pez IV with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 9.572 billion South Pezalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pezalia City. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Soda Sales.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, surveillance cameras are banned, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Pezalia's national animal is the pumpkin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is losing members, and its currency is the broken air conditioner.

South Pezalia is ranked 156th in Canada and 100,529th in the world for Best Weather, with -45 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: South Pezalia was endorsed by The Principality of Formic.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in South Pezalia, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • 6 days ago: South Pezalia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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