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The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia

“Aim high and miss!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada


The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pez IV with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.402 billion South Pezalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pezalia City. The average income tax rate is 17%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Soda Sales.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, South Pezalia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and bizarre-looking creatures called 'pumpkindogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Pezalia's national animal is the pumpkin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is cricket, and its currency is the broken air conditioner.

South Pezalia is ranked 79th in Canada and 28,308th in the world for Safest, scoring 153.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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