Largest Populations: 9,320th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,143rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,685th
The Electric Purple Clouds of
New York Times Democracy
Aim high and miss!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Electric Purple Clouds of South Pezalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pez IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 11.093 billion South Pezalians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pezalia City. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong South Pezalian economy, worth 790 trillion broken air conditioners a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,298 broken air conditioners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, conspiracy theorists allege Pezalia City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and South Pezalia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South Pezalia's national animal is the pumpkin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is losing members.

South Pezalia is ranked 44,448th in the world and 26th in Canada for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 9,320thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,143rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,685thHighest Economic Output: 13,055thSmartest Citizens: 13,572ndFattest Citizens: 14,433rd
Top
5%
Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, South Pezalia has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders.
  • : South Pezalia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, conspiracy theorists allege Pezalia City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, the pumpkin is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pezalia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Pezalia City Times is sold out.

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