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“Community and Progress!”

The Community of South Park Township is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.091 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 100%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Park Township's national animal is the South Park Eagle, and its currency is the Township Note.

South Park Township is ranked 6th in the region and 8,805th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.