Most Influential: 113th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 538th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 638th
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise
God, Farmstock and my Right
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Commonwealth of South Cowland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ken with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.774 billion South Cowlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient South Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 292,580 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,000,356 per year while the poor average 62,915, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

School children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and foxes are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Cowland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Cowland is ranked 1,584th in the world and 21st in Europe for Highest Economic Output, with 3,444 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 113thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 846thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 908thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,252ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,407thHighest Economic Output: 1,584thSmartest Citizens: 1,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,615thRudest Citizens: 1,688thMost Secular: 1,747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,933rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,152ndMost Stationary: 2,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,423rdSafest: 2,546thMost Cultured: 2,799thLargest Mining Sector: 2,835thHealthiest Citizens: 3,495thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,684thMost Developed: 4,331stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,869thLowest Crime Rates: 4,937thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,803rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,002ndLargest Governments: 6,150thMost Pro-Market: 8,345thLargest Populations: 8,410thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,003rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,401stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,963rdLargest Gambling Industry: 11,739thLargest Black Market: 14,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,223rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,226thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,633rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,760thMost Avoided: 15,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,592ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,209th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the region

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