The Commonwealth of
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God, Farmstock and my Right
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The Commonwealth of South Cowland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ken with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.407 billion South Cowlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient South Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,707 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 287,852 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 867,448 per year while the poor average 74,469, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

People caught mistreating South Cowland's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Cowland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Cowland is ranked 34th in Europe and 2,602nd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 101.75 Net Tourists per hour.

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