Most Influential: 126th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 596th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 665th
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise
God, Farmstock and my Right
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Commonwealth of South Cowland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ken with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.131 billion South Cowlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient South Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,539 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 291,807 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 964,839 per year while the poor average 65,975, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Cowland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Cowland is ranked 1,714th in the world and 34th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 147.32 Quips Per Hour.

Most Influential: 126thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 665thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 935thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 970thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,285thHighest Average Incomes: 1,328thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,445thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,575thSmartest Citizens: 1,714thLargest Retail Industry: 1,779thRudest Citizens: 1,860thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,146thMost Stationary: 2,168thMost Efficient Economies: 2,411thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,460thSafest: 2,634thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,724thMost Secular: 2,894thLargest Mining Sector: 2,905thMost Cultured: 3,116thHealthiest Citizens: 3,788thMost Developed: 4,719thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,734thLowest Crime Rates: 5,077thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,084thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,513thLargest Governments: 6,581stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,608thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,073rdLargest Populations: 8,200thMost Pro-Market: 8,646thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,054thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,262ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,740thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,766th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the region

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