The Commonwealth of South Cowland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ken with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.927 billion South Cowlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.
The frighteningly efficient South Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,485 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 292,242 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 999,199 per year while the poor average 62,842, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.
School children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and foxes are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Cowland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Glorious Republic of Rubyna.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Rahvav.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Capitalist Republic of Dragao da Luz.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Empire of Einswenn.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Quiet Observation.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The United Republic of Abalucia.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Principality of Saint-Didier.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Federation of Mynox.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lovisa.
- : South Cowland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Allenshire.
Endorsements Received: 75 » Alsted, Jenesia, Lexembourg, Stromia, Short shorts, Nuweland, The City-State of Vienna, Kaiserusse, Multatuli, The Seven Provinces, Dauershire, Tigyland, Foucaults garden, Novo Portugal, Albertinum, Bohomo, Fenian Provinces, Northern German Federation, The Fair Republic, Estacia, Imperium Anglorum, Wombelland, Troltovia, Woschia, The Nether Regions, Strajalands, Zuid-Limburgia, Polonilandia, Vesterheim, Outer Sparta, Dacian Freelands, Neue Deutsche Republik, Eurosceptic Citizens, Spagna, Ivernia, The Zionward Union, Saudi Canadia, Agrase, North of Americas, Imperialist German Empire, Dorsendo, Vinternia, Ebin, Alpinovia, LEGGETT EMPIRE, MSolandish Empire, Alldyn, Newmere, Serbian Chetniks, La Jermania, and 25 others.The Lion of Damascus, Cha0sNation, Noscoping, Anatruria, Huygevoort, Cymerra, Basque Dominion, Angloden, AirstripZero, Bearhinoland, Union of the north, Zinoquia, The Blakeley Isles, Czechlands, Republic of the Goat, Rakataka, Zifre, Lovisa, Mynox, Saint-Didier, Abalucia, Einswenn, Dragao da Luz, Rahvav, and Rubyna.