The Commonwealth of South Cowland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ken with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.977 billion South Cowlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.
The frighteningly efficient South Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 291,920 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,161 per year while the poor average 60,998, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
Bizarre-looking creatures called 'foxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Cowland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 1 day 20 hours ago: South Cowland was endorsed by The Empire of The Dark Norse.
- 2 days 2 hours ago: South Cowland was endorsed by The Union of Celtia Cymru.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: South Cowland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
- 3 days 20 hours ago: South Cowland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sri Lankin.
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in South Cowland, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in South Cowland, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in South Cowland, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in South Cowland, bizarre-looking creatures called 'foxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
- 6 days ago: Following new legislation in South Cowland, the might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats.
- 14 days ago: South Cowland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
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