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The Commonwealth of South Cowland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ken with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.885 billion South Cowlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cow City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient South Cowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 293,106 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,005,580 per year while the poor average 62,704, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, skateparks can be found in every city, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Cowland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Cowland is ranked 448th in Europe and 118,282nd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.059 Stalins.

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