Largest Welfare Programs: 1,844th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,481st Largest Populations: 4,192nd
The Ancient and Loyal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live for Freedom, Die for Peace
President Michael Collins
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The Ancient and Loyal Republic of South Boston Irishmen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Michael Collins with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.046 billion Irishmenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The strong South Boston Irishmenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,459 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. South Boston Irishmen's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Boston Irishmen is ranked 64,799th in the world and 101st in United Kingdom for Nudest, with 148.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,844thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,481stLargest Populations: 4,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,817thNicest Citizens: 5,194thHighest Economic Output: 5,578thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,243rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,369thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,522ndBest Weather: 8,544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,596thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,703rdLargest Governments: 8,765thHealthiest Citizens: 8,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,914thMost Pacifist: 9,098thMost Politically Free: 9,400thSmartest Citizens: 10,582ndMost Inclusive: 11,027thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,399thLowest Crime Rates: 14,098thMost Cultured: 16,074th
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the region

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