Largest Welfare Programs: 1,929th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,458th Largest Populations: 4,322nd
The Ancient and Loyal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live for Freedom, Die for Peace
President Michael Collins
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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The Ancient and Loyal Republic of South Boston Irishmen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Michael Collins with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.325 billion Irishmenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The South Boston Irishmenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,252 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime is totally unknown. South Boston Irishmen's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Boston Irishmen is ranked 171,349th in the world and 309th in United Kingdom for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.49 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,458thLargest Populations: 4,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,724thNicest Citizens: 5,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,527thHighest Economic Output: 6,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,619thLargest Governments: 8,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,310thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,454thMost Pacifist: 8,514thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,618thBest Weather: 8,662ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,672ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 9,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,841stMost Inclusive: 10,344thSmartest Citizens: 11,231stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,446thLowest Crime Rates: 13,382ndMost Cultured: 14,912thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,524th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the region

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