Largest Welfare Programs: 1,831st Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,459th Largest Populations: 4,266th
The Ancient and Loyal Republic of
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Live for Freedom, Die for Peace
President Michael Collins
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The Ancient and Loyal Republic of South Boston Irishmen is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Michael Collins with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 17.854 billion Irishmenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The strong South Boston Irishmenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,190 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. South Boston Irishmen's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Boston Irishmen is ranked 143,129th in the world and 489th in Spiritus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 10.21 Whatever.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,459thLargest Populations: 4,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,769thNicest Citizens: 5,234thHighest Economic Output: 5,575thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,398thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,438thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,477thBest Weather: 8,557thLargest Governments: 8,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,771stMost Politically Free: 9,021stHealthiest Citizens: 9,167thMost Pacifist: 9,209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,498thSmartest Citizens: 10,398thMost Inclusive: 10,975thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,890thLowest Crime Rates: 14,228th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 24th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Politically Free: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 51st in the region

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