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The PATRIOTS of South Allegheny

“No greater good, no just cause”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The PATRIOTS of South Allegheny is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Big Boss with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.788 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Heaven. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the Rex is believed to be extinct, and guns are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Allegheny's national animal is the Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bossism, and its currency is the Metal.

South Allegheny is ranked 72nd in Balder and 3,181st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 983.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 20 hours ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 6 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 7 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 9 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 10 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 11 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 13 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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