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The PATRIOTS of South Allegheny

“No greater good, no just cause”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The PATRIOTS of South Allegheny is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Big Boss with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.296 billion South Alleghenyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Heaven. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Gun ownership is compulsory, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Allegheny's national animal is the Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Bossism, and its currency is the Metal.

South Allegheny is ranked 387th in Europe and 108,718th in the world for Best Weather, with -382 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 37 days ago

  • 3 days 4 hours ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 4 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 6 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 7 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 15 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 19 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 21 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 22 days ago: South Allegheny fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • 23 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 27 days ago: South Allegheny was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.

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