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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Pot head patriarchy of Soulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Selassie II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.382 billion Soulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvanna. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Soulian economy, worth 627 trillion bags of weed spliffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,275 bags of weed spliffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and Soulia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soulia's national animal is the Black Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soulia is ranked 3,528th in Osiris and 118,347th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -4 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Soulia applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, Soulia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 14 days ago: Soulia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 27 days ago: Soulia fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 46 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.

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