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The Pot head patriarchy of Soulia

“proficiscemini in Punk facere diem meum”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Pot head patriarchy of Soulia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Selassie II with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 6.166 billion Soulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvanna. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Soulian economy, worth 606 trillion bags of weed spliffs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,351 bags of weed spliffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, discarded pennies litter the streets, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soulia's national animal is the Black Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soulia is ranked 1,014th in Osiris and 22,296th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 147.15 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 21 days ago: Soulia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Soulia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Soulia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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