Largest Populations: 5,581st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,748th Highest Economic Output: 5,917th
The Federative Noocracy of
Corporate Bordello
Sapiens natio intelligit optima
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federative Noocracy of Solm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Perspica John Hunt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.201 billion Solmians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The all-consuming Solmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Forns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,536 Forns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solm's national animal is the White Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism de facto.

Solm is ranked 161,980th in the world and 3rd in Ellorea for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 1.5 Missed References Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 5,581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,748thHighest Economic Output: 5,917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,169thRudest Citizens: 7,278thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,581stMost Stationary: 9,106thMost Pro-Market: 9,500thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,812thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,567thFattest Citizens: 11,810thMost Influential: 12,409thMost Avoided: 13,411thLargest Mining Sector: 14,765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,062nd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Largest Populations, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Solm fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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