Largest Populations: 5,393rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,773rd Highest Economic Output: 6,043rd
The Federative Noocracy of
Corporate Bordello
Sapiens natio intelligit optima
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federative Noocracy of Solm is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Perspica John Hunt with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.882 billion Solmians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The all-consuming Solmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion Forns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,536 Forns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solm's national animal is the White Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism de facto.

Solm is ranked 146,259th in the world and 6th in Ellorea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Populations: 5,393rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,773rdHighest Economic Output: 6,043rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,411thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,638thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 8,251stMost Stationary: 8,586thMost Pro-Market: 9,293rdFattest Citizens: 11,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,875thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,177thMost Avoided: 12,531stMost Influential: 12,781stLargest Mining Sector: 14,687th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Solm's influence in Ellorea rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Solm's influence in Ellorea fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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