Largest Populations: 5,551st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,929th Highest Economic Output: 5,935th
The Federative Noocracy of
Corporate Bordello
Sapiens natio intelligit optima
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federative Noocracy of Solm is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Perspica John Hunt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.381 billion Solmians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The all-consuming Solmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion Forns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,536 Forns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solm's national animal is the White Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism de facto.

Solm is ranked 67,493rd in the world and 4th in Ellorea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.77 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 5,551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,929thHighest Economic Output: 5,935thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,962ndRudest Citizens: 7,065thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,849thMost Pro-Market: 8,807thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,949thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,409thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,672ndFattest Citizens: 12,363rdMost Influential: 12,781stMost Avoided: 13,839thLargest Mining Sector: 14,791st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Solm's influence in Ellorea fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Solm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Largest Populations, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Highest Economic Output.

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