The Socialist Imperial Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you win power, remember why you wanted it
Regional Influence
Truckler
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Socialist Imperial Republic of Socialist republic of Andrew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prince Andrew Jr and Princess Sarah with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.61 billion Andrewians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Andrew. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist republic of Andrewian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Andrewoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,512 Andrewoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown. Socialist republic of Andrew's national animal is the Phoenix and the Golden Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Andrewism.

Socialist republic of Andrew is ranked 4th in Empire of Andrew and 12,390th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Socialist republic of Andrew was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, Max Barry is this year's Miss Socialist republic of Andrew.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist republic of Andrew, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Socialist republic of Andrew was reclassified from "Mother Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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