The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
If you win power, remember why you wanted it
Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall
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The Federation of Socialist republic of Andrew is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.584 billion Andrewians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Andrew. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist republic of Andrewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Andrewoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 278,027 Andrewoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist republic of Andrew's national animal is the Amur Leopard and the Golden Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Andrewism.

Socialist republic of Andrew is ranked 17th in Empire of Andrew and 114,253rd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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