The People's Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
If you win power, remember why you wanted it
Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The People's Socialist Republic of Socialist republic of Andrew is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.477 billion Andrewians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Andrew. The average income tax rate is 3.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist republic of Andrewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Andrewoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,566 Andrewoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, organ donation is compulsory, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is totally unknown. Socialist republic of Andrew's national animal is the Phoenix and the Golden Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Andrewism.

Socialist republic of Andrew is ranked 10th in Empire of Andrew and 17,981st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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