The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
If you win power, remember why you wanted it
Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall
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The Federation of Socialist republic of Andrew is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eternal Emperor Andrew Hall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.95 billion Andrewians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Andrew. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Socialist republic of Andrewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,151 trillion Andrewoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,634 Andrewoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, Socialist republic of Andrew's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and children spout "If you win power, remember why you wanted it" involuntarily throughout the day. Crime is totally unknown. Socialist republic of Andrew's national animal is the Phoenix and the Golden Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Andrewism.

Socialist republic of Andrew is ranked 20th in Empire of Andrew and 140,415th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 2 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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