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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.217 billion Socialist Cockroachesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, membership in the state-owned Church of Socialist Cockroaches is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, and "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 112,179th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -61 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, membership in the state-owned Church of Socialist Cockroaches is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, guns are banned.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military spending is on the increase.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.

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