The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.493 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth 719 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,631 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 2nd in Roach Hell and 121,622nd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -306 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 18 hours ago

  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 10 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 12 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, billions of toilet paper rolls are being blown on orbital weapons development.

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