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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.536 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, Socialist Cockroaches's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 17th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,449 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, Socialist Cockroaches's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, political activists are routinely executed.

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