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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.715 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 1,119th in the world for Largest Populations, with 22,715 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.

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