The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.785 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth 728 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,642 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 90th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 36 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 16 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 19 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.

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