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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.595 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 122,885th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -9,323 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, billions of toilet paper rolls are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military service is compulsory.

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