The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.649 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth 724 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,640 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 2nd in Roach Hell and 142,596th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -188 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 36 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.

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