The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.986 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth 735 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,651 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 2nd in Roach Hell and 145,581st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -99 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 days ago

  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military spending is on the increase.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.
  • 23 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 10%).
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • 44 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 49 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 52 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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