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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.169 billion Socialist Cockroachesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Guns are banned, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, and the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 112,275th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -231 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 15 hours ago

  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, guns are banned.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military spending is on the increase.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, criminals are executed and their property seized.

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