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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicholas Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.613 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copropolis. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 85th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 34 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

Founder Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military spending is on the increase.
3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, children spout "Cockroaches shall rule the world!" involuntarily throughout the day.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, online tourism reviews of Socialist Cockroaches are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.