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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 18.754 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, political activists are routinely executed, humans deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 115,181st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -50 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Socialist Cockroaches is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 18,754,325,707

Zombies: 0

Dead: 4,016,215,417

Survival Rate: 82.36%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, humans deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is flooded with compensation requests.

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