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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.085 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a government program is underway to revitalize Socialist Cockroaches's beaches, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 2nd in Roach Hell and 117,644th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -50 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, a government program is underway to revitalize Socialist Cockroaches's beaches.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, only government officials may operate computers.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military service is compulsory.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Socialist Cockroaches.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, Socialist Cockroaches is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.

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