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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.59 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 110,857th in the world for Best Weather, with -379 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, a government program is underway to revitalize Socialist Cockroaches's beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Socialist Cockroaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.

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