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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its strong anti-business policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.627 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 122,678th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -30 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.

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