The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.32 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth 746 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,710 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, workers' complaints never reach central planning, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 3,923rd in Osiris and 127,529th in the world for Most Armed, scoring -4,345.217 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics