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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches

“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Roach Hell

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The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.418 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Socialist Cockroaches's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, political activists are routinely executed, and the government is flooded with compensation requests. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is state atheism, and its currency is the toilet paper roll.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 25th in the world for Safest, scoring 4,693.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, Socialist Cockroaches's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.

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