The All-Pervasive Infestation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Cockroaches shall rule the world!
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist Cockroaches is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Nicole Judge with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.253 billion cockroaches are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olson Middle School. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Socialist Cockroachesian economy, worth 744 trillion toilet paper rolls a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,706 toilet paper rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, prudishness is on the way out, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Cockroaches's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state atheism.

Socialist Cockroaches is ranked 1st in Roach Hell and 7th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 1,616 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Socialist Cockroaches after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 27 days ago: Socialist Cockroaches was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 1%).
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, prudishness is on the way out.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, matriarchy has replaced patriarchy in all spheres of life.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 42 days ago: Following new legislation in Socialist Cockroaches, countless government officials are accused of espionage.

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