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The Communist State of Social Republic of Trolls

“Let my country die for me.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Internationale

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The Communist State of Social Republic of Trolls is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.856 billion Trollsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiur. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trollsian economy, worth 122 trillion Quiks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 66,238 Quiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, mollycoddled youths run the country, and the nation leads The Internationale in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Republic of Trolls's national animal is the Dead Pig Walking, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Social Republic of Trolls is ranked 214th in The Internationale and 105,567th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Social Republic of Trolls fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Social Republic of Trolls, the nation leads The Internationale in per capita stalking.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Social Republic of Trolls, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Social Republic of Trolls, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Social Republic of Trolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Westwind".
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Social Republic of Trolls voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marine Debris Accord"".
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Social Republic of Trolls was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Social Republic of Trolls, politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Social Republic of Trolls, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Social Republic of Trolls, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.

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