The Communist State of
Democratic Socialists
Let my country die for me.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Communist State of Social Republic of Trolls is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.157 billion Trollsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiur. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Trollsian economy, worth 139 trillion Quiks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 64,444 Quiks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians debate whether caffeine is too addictive for the public, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, mollycoddled youths run the country, and the nation leads Balder in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Republic of Trolls's national animal is the Dead Pig Walking, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Social Republic of Trolls is ranked 3,029th in Balder and 117,975th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -118 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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