The Dinges of
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The Dinges of Snoefsnuif is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snoefsnuif with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.427 billion Snoefsnuifians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snoefsmurf. The average income tax rate is 86.6%.

The large but underdeveloped Snoefsnuifian economy, worth 341 trillion Duivels a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,070 Duivels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, oracles predict landslide victories for Snoefsnuif for the next 50 years, guns are banned, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Snoefsnuif after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snoefsnuif's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Snoefsnuif is ranked 24th in Europe and 4,106th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 24 Whatever.

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