The Defensive Pacifist Nation of Sneaky Bastards is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Julian Kimsey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.566 billion Sneaky Bastardians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinona City. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sneaky Bastardsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion yen a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 89,665 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation leads Space Sector RPRA in per capita stalking, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, discarded pennies litter the streets, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sneaky Bastards's national animal is the hot springs turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is no major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sneaky Bastards voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Suicide Seeds"".
- : Sneaky Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Sneaky Bastards voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nova Hansa".
- : Sneaky Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Nudest.
- : Sneaky Bastards voted for The Crashed Spaceship of The Salaxalans in the General Election.
- : Sneaky Bastards voted for The Only Serious Candidate of Hillary Anders in Round 1 of the election.
- : Sneaky Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Sneaky Bastards was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Developed, Most Efficient Economies, and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Sneaky Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.
- : Sneaky Bastards was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.