Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd Most Cultured: 12th Most Developed: 14th
The Emoticons of
Democratic Socialists
Where's my wallet?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Emoticons of Smiley Bob is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Danielle with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.827 billion Smilers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avengers Tower. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smiley economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion pikas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 165,131 pikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Avengers Tower was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the nation is so apathetic that Smilers can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and Smilers incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Smiley Bob's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smiley Bob is ranked 177,513th in the world and 6th in Hollow Point for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndMost Cultured: 12thMost Developed: 14thHealthiest Citizens: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Beautiful Environments: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 65thBest Weather: 68thMost Cheerful Citizens: 86thMost Advanced Public Transport: 87thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117thLeast Corrupt Governments: 146thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157thMost Secular: 200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 205thSmartest Citizens: 214thMost Pacifist: 215thMost Advanced Public Education: 262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rdNicest Citizens: 331stHighest Crime Rates: 368thMost Efficient Economies: 379thMost Inclusive: 510thMost Stationary: 616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 663rdLargest Governments: 883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,139thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,284thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,358thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,988thHighest Economic Output: 2,332ndMost Influential: 3,443rdLargest Populations: 4,428thHighest Average Incomes: 8,120thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,850thMost Income Equality: 14,950thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,234th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Smiley Bob proposed constructing embassies between Hollow Point and The Othana Isles.
  • : Smiley Bob was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Smiley Bob, Smilers incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Smiley Bob, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Smiley Bob, the nation is so apathetic that Smilers can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Smiley Bob, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Avengers Tower was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Smiley Bob agreed to construct embassies between Hollow Point and The Nursery of Dreams.
  • : Smiley Bob proposed constructing embassies between Hollow Point and Free Market Federation.
  • : Following new legislation in Smiley Bob, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Smiley Bob, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.

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