Safest: 103rd Most Pacifist: 108th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.67 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,102 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,961 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and future leaders of Slys Paws regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 21,524th in the world and 546th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 63,064.75 Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 103rdMost Pacifist: 108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158thLowest Crime Rates: 181stMost Beautiful Environments: 243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 285thHealthiest Citizens: 329thBest Weather: 345thLargest Governments: 415thMost Cultured: 805thMost Secular: 898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,039thSmartest Citizens: 1,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,306thNicest Citizens: 1,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,485thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,561stMost Influential: 1,987thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,042ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,345thHighest Economic Output: 3,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,885thMost Inclusive: 4,165thLargest Populations: 4,464thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,997thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,003rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,103rdMost Stationary: 12,572nd
Safest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionMost Stationary: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 242nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 448th in the regionMost Developed: 450th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 546th in the region

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