The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.06 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,153 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,221 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Slys Paws City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, every week is blindness awareness week, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Democratic States of Axdel.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Democratic States of Axdel.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Staynes.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Staynes.
- : Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Free Land of Feladria.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Free Land of Feladria.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Spooooky Todd of Todd McCloud.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
Endorsements Received: 49 » Todd McCloud, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Amselheim, Mundiferrum, Molzavar, Dracconis, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Ramaeus, Lyontisia, Bachtendekuppen, Picos, Brotherland, Eldridge Crossings, Blobbo, EMS Conglomerate, Kingdom of Favus, Newpromisedland, Kangarawa, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Greatest Ukraine, Roissyland, McStooley, New Leganes, Bhattacharyaland, Moderate Utopia, Ktox, Aelitia, Eagas, Ponyo, KelMattland, Danubian Holy See, Aramathi Dominion, Papua Merdeka, Survivoristan, Aenglaland, Druinia, Maris Salis, Surfidonia, Soviet Monarchic Nations, Ethalria, Propwash, Aphoenica, Corbynicopia, Oceanic Peoples, Feladria, Staynes, and Axdel.