Safest: 99th Most Pacifist: 112th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.86 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,126 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,072 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Future leaders of Slys Paws regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 152,084th in the world and 7,005th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -36.12 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Safest: 99thMost Pacifist: 112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164thLowest Crime Rates: 181stMost Beautiful Environments: 246thLongest Average Lifespans: 289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 302ndHealthiest Citizens: 334thBest Weather: 358thLargest Governments: 430thMost Cultured: 822ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 980thMost Secular: 989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,086thSmartest Citizens: 1,098thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,311thNicest Citizens: 1,334thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,628thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,875thMost Influential: 1,988thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,350thHighest Economic Output: 3,888thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,994thMost Inclusive: 4,360thLargest Populations: 4,399thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,032ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,036thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,668thMost Stationary: 11,940th
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 186th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 207th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 488th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionNudest: 505th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 513th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 594th in the region

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