The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.509 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,880 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Trenzaloria.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Trenzaloria.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Democratic Republic of Papua Merdeka.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Papua Merdeka.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Dictatorship of Aramathi Dominion.
- : Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Aramathi Dominion.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Heavenly Archbishopric of Danubian Holy See.
Endorsements Received: 41 » Todd McCloud, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Amselheim, Mundiferrum, Molzavar, Dracconis, Freedom Fascists, The Romanum Legio, Ramaeus, Lyontisia, Bachtendekuppen, Ong Dynasty, Picos, Brotherland, Eldridge Crossings, Marceloyudi, Blobbo, EMS Conglomerate, Kingdom of Favus, Newpromisedland, Kangarawa, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Greatest Ukraine, Roissyland, McStooley, New Leganes, Bhattacharyaland, Moderate Utopia, Laeta, Ktox, Aelitia, Eagas, Demokratischen Reich, Ponyo, Crambaria, KelMattland, Danubian Holy See, Aramathi Dominion, Papua Merdeka, and Trenzaloria.