“Let There Be Yiffing.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.238 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The large but stagnant Slys Pawsian economy, worth 194 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 13,654 champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The arms industry is strictly regulated, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
- 4 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Kingdom of Meowinopolis.
- 4 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Kingdom of Meowinopolis.
- 4 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Democratic States of Evil Brutes.
- 4 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Reliable Nation of Abzockhausen.
- 4 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Republic of Comrade Kennedy.
- 5 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Democratic States of Evil Brutes.
- 6 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Reliable Nation of Abzockhausen.
- 6 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Comrade Kennedy.
- 8 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Federal Republic of Tobinslovakia.
Endorsements Received: 31 » Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, British Grand Pacific, Amselheim, Ragnaria, Mundiferrum, A mean old man, HGWQHGE, Bananalopolis, Molzavar, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, Owali, Ouralis, Dracconis, Freedom Fascists, Cranky Corners, Aluta, Drinnon, Xoriet, The Sultanate of Kevinids, Sacktopia, Zorro Renzodo, The Romanum Legio, Articono, Tobinslovakia, Comrade Kennedy, Abzockhausen, and Meowinopolis.