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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“Let There Be Yiffing.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.085 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slys Paws's radio stations, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.

Slys Paws is ranked 9th in The East Pacific and 337th in the world for Best Weather, with 752 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slys Paws's radio stations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 8 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Commonwealth of Molzavar.
  • 8 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Federation of Bananalopolis.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 13 days ago: Slys Paws was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.

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