The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.345 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,445 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, criminals are executed and their property seized, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Slys Paws to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The TEP Baker Endorse Me of Dremaur.
- : Slys Paws endorsed The Most Excellent Dominion of Aelitia.
- : Slys Paws withdrew its endorsement from The Retiring Vizier of East Malaysia.
- : Slys Paws voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
- : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Empire of Franconia Empire.
- : Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Slys Paws to be bombproof.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, criminals are executed and their property seized.
- : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
Endorsements Received: 33 » Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Amselheim, Ragnaria, Mundiferrum, Molzavar, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, Owali, Dracconis, Freedom Fascists, Cranky Corners, Sacktopia, Zorro Renzodo, The Romanum Legio, Ramaeus, Lyontisia, Beatificia, Bachtendekuppen, Ong Dynasty, Picos, MikGonnia, Arstravia, Sacora, Great Gravitas, Reui, Sun Rosa, Davist, FakeCommunists, Freedom States Republic, Franconia Empire, and Dremaur.