Safest: 98th Most Pacifist: 107th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.509 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,880 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 20,144th in the world and 475th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 118,880.81 Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 98thMost Pacifist: 107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151stLowest Crime Rates: 178thMost Beautiful Environments: 227thLongest Average Lifespans: 263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 267thHealthiest Citizens: 321stBest Weather: 337thLargest Governments: 398thMost Cultured: 785thMost Secular: 864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,002ndSmartest Citizens: 1,067thNicest Citizens: 1,286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,330thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,505thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,777thMost Influential: 1,932ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,959thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,326thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,815thHighest Economic Output: 3,848thMost Inclusive: 3,920thLargest Populations: 4,469thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,015thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,205thMost Stationary: 12,756thNudest: 14,624th
Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 69th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 116th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionMost Inclusive: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionNudest: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 446th in the regionMost Developed: 462nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 475th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 573rd in the region

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