The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.914 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Slys Pawsian economy, worth 207 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 13,902 champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 6,175th in The East Pacific and 145,424th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -75 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, all guns must be registered.
  • 16 hours ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Arstravia.
  • 21 hours ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Arstravia.
  • 4 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Dictatorship of The Black Harpy.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.

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