The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.345 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,445 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, criminals are executed and their property seized, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Slys Paws to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 4,353rd in The East Pacific and 112,243rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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