The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 16.521 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Slys Pawsian economy, worth 668 trillion champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,469 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the Slys Pawsian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and most citizens in Slys Paws are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 3,128th in The East Pacific and 78,393rd in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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