“Let There Be Yiffing.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.789 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.
Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago
- 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
- 8 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Holy Roman Father of The Romanum Legio.
- 9 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Holy Roman Father of The Romanum Legio.
- 14 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The RAPing Territories of PrussianEmpire.
- 16 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The RAPing Territories of PrussianEmpire.
- 17 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The People's Republic of Zorro Renzodo.
- 18 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The People's Republic of Zorro Renzodo.
- 19 days ago: Slys Paws was struck by a Cure Missile from The Autocracy of Vega Nova, curing 1 million infected.
Endorsements Received: 30 » Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, Southern Yugoslavia, A Slanted Black Stripe, British Grand Pacific, Amselheim, Ragnaria, Mundiferrum, Aradesia, A mean old man, Ramaeus, HGWQHGE, Bananalopolis, Molzavar, Providence Spring, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Ziggibofolopimiganig Usootipitopia, Owali, Ouralis, Dracconis, Freedom Fascists, Cranky Corners, Aluta, Drinnon, Xoriet, The Sultanate of Kevinids, Sacktopia, Zorro Renzodo, PrussianEmpire, and The Romanum Legio.