The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.59 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Slys Pawsian economy, worth 198 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 13,575 champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 6,927th in The East Pacific and 143,431st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -8 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 109 minutes ago

  • 63 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 63 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 63 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 63 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, foxes have more rights than the average citizen.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 5 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Foggy Loh of Foggy Island.

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