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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“Let There Be Yiffing.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.985 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.

Slys Paws is ranked 4,209th in The East Pacific and 117,375th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 12 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Republic of Articono.
  • 12 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Articono.

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