NationStates | The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 8.366 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, bizarre-looking creatures called 'foxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.

Slys Paws is ranked 4,248th in The East Pacific and 101,029th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -56 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Easter Egg Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of The East Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 10% of The East Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 10% of The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of The East Pacific for Nudest Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 1% of The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

12 hours ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Adolanta.
3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
6 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Player Behind the Nation of Oh my Days.
6 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Player Behind the Nation of Oh my Days.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, bizarre-looking creatures called 'foxdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government pours millions of champys into rehabilitation programs annually.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, loans are available for students from poor families.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 28 (Todd McCloud, Kelssek, Freedom Fascists, Packilvania, East Malaysia, Free Pacific States, Reziel, Stromburg, De Quay, Blazing Samaritan, Sun Fire Dragon, Carenna, Zang0, Free Underwear Fliers, Vulshain, Anamelech, Lyontisia, Retired Greyhounds, Parthinax, KSS, Tylope, Amland, Kingdom of Yah, Napoleanish, Topdop, Ppop, Oh my Days, Adolanta)