Safest: 101st Most Pacifist: 109th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.328 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,726 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 180,103rd in the world and 9,484th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.19 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Safest: 101stMost Pacifist: 109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thLowest Crime Rates: 177thMost Beautiful Environments: 238thLongest Average Lifespans: 298thHighest Average Tax Rates: 306thBest Weather: 339thHealthiest Citizens: 342ndLargest Governments: 434thMost Cultured: 868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,008thSmartest Citizens: 1,135thMost Secular: 1,365thNicest Citizens: 1,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,464thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,681stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,748thTop
Most Influential: 1,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,620thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,016thLargest Populations: 4,332ndHighest Economic Output: 4,498thMost Inclusive: 4,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,284thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,192ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,201stMost Stationary: 11,090th
Safest: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionMost Stationary: 174th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 239th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 267th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 646th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 665th in the regionNudest: 682nd in the region

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