The Scritchy Furpile of
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Let There Be Yiffing.
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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.504 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion champies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,045 champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disaster victims are viewed with disdain, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 1,559th in The East Pacific and 35,711th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 70 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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