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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“Let There Be Yiffing.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate population of 13.438 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Guns are banned, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.

Slys Paws is ranked 3,832nd in The East Pacific and 113,885th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 104 minutes ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, guns are banned.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, Slys Paws City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 19 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Federation.
  • 20 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Federation.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, military funding has been stripped back.

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