Safest: 101st Most Pacifist: 109th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.334 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,058 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,730 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 149,717th in the world and 5,999th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -21 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Safest: 101stMost Pacifist: 109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147thLowest Crime Rates: 187thMost Beautiful Environments: 224thLongest Average Lifespans: 254thHighest Average Tax Rates: 264thHealthiest Citizens: 320thBest Weather: 330thLargest Governments: 397thMost Secular: 693rdMost Cultured: 780thMost Compassionate Citizens: 897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,001stSmartest Citizens: 1,042ndNicest Citizens: 1,253rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,325thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,492ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,662ndMost Influential: 1,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,852ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,347thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,790thMost Inclusive: 3,816thHighest Economic Output: 3,838thLargest Populations: 4,535thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,165thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,531stMost Stationary: 13,100thNudest: 13,286th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 133rd in the regionMost Stationary: 196th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 241st in the regionNudest: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 472nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 480th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 488th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 583rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the Slys Paws Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • : Slys Paws endorsed The Queendom of KelMattland.
  • : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Queendom of KelMattland.
  • : Slys Paws endorsed The Republic of Blue Gold.
  • : Slys Paws was endorsed by The Republic of Blue Gold.

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