Safest: 106th Most Pacifist: 109th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th
The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.06 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slys Pawsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,153 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,221 champies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Slys Paws City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, every week is blindness awareness week, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 1,666th in the world and 30th in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 11,462.76 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Safest: 106thMost Pacifist: 109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160thLowest Crime Rates: 183rdMost Beautiful Environments: 245thLongest Average Lifespans: 287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 303rdHealthiest Citizens: 336thBest Weather: 343rdLargest Governments: 434thMost Cultured: 840thMost Compassionate Citizens: 976thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,070thMost Secular: 1,104thSmartest Citizens: 1,117thNicest Citizens: 1,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,666thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,691stTop
Most Influential: 1,920thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,376thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,829thHighest Economic Output: 3,887thLargest Populations: 4,412thMost Inclusive: 4,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,913thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,775thTop
Most Stationary: 11,529thNudest: 17,521st
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 80th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 114th in the regionMost Inclusive: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 468th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 498th in the regionMost Developed: 508th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 581st in the regionNudest: 603rd in the region

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