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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“Let There Be Yiffing.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.319 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.

Slys Paws is ranked 3,388th in The East Pacific and 111,632nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -167.399 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Federation.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 14 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The United States of New hamaranafura.

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