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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“Let There Be Yiffing.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 13.118 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slys Paws's radio stations, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the champy.

Slys Paws is ranked 23rd in The East Pacific and 631st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 179 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 4 days ago: Slys Paws was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 5 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Empire of Great Illyria.
  • 5 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Empire of Great Illyria.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, Slys Paws is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slys Paws's radio stations.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 14 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Commonwealth of Molzavar.

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