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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws

“Let There Be Yiffing.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.238 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Slys Pawsian economy, worth 194 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 13,654 champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 8th in The East Pacific and 409th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 259 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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