The Scritchy Furpile of
Democratic Socialists
Let There Be Yiffing.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Scritchy Furpile of Slys Paws is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sly with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.757 billion Slys Pawsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Slys Pawsian economy, worth 642 trillion champies a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,569 champies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CDs are regularly copy-protected, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Slys Paws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slys Paws's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slys Paws is ranked 5,778th in The East Pacific and 135,454th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -25 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, Max Barry is this year's Miss Slys Paws.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Slys Paws voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn the Pacific".
  • 7 days ago: Slys Paws endorsed The Holy Empire of Picos.
  • 7 days ago: Slys Paws was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Picos.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Slys Paws, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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