Most Advanced Public Transport: 581st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 700th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 919th
The Drowsy Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
O comfortable bird!
Regional Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Drowsy Republic of Slothia is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.38 billion sluggards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumber-upon-Bed. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The strong Sleepy economy, worth 601 trillion goosefeathers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,736 goosefeathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slothia's national animal is the three-toed sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slothia is ranked 154,846th in the world and 985th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -41.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 581stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 700thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 919thMost Income Equality: 993rdMost Pacifist: 1,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,450thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,468thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,764thBest Weather: 1,889thSafest: 2,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,184thLargest Governments: 2,393rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,774thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,849thNicest Citizens: 2,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,156thHealthiest Citizens: 3,587thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,033rdMost Cultured: 4,539thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,563rdMost Inclusive: 4,991stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,140thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,282ndSmartest Citizens: 5,934thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,060thLowest Crime Rates: 6,104thTop
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Nudest: 12,838thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,419thMost Developed: 14,892nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slothia's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Slothia's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Slothia's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.

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