Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 801st Most Pacifist: 889th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 975th
The Drowsy Republic of
Democratic Socialists
O comfortable bird!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Drowsy Republic of Slothia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.564 billion sluggards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumber-upon-Bed. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The strong Sleepy economy, worth 590 trillion goosefeathers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Furniture Restoration industry. Average income is an impressive 106,206 goosefeathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Slothia rejoicing, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and abortions are routinely performed in Slothia's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slothia's national animal is the three-toed sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slothia is ranked 150,026th in the world and 777th in The Communist Bloc for Most Pro-Market, scoring -96.78 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 801stMost Pacifist: 889thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 975thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,471stBest Weather: 1,489thTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,590thMost Income Equality: 1,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,765thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,264thLargest Governments: 2,391stNicest Citizens: 2,471stSafest: 2,656thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,907thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,250thHealthiest Citizens: 3,309thMost Inclusive: 3,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,140thMost Cultured: 4,785thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,071stLowest Crime Rates: 5,166thSmartest Citizens: 5,493rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,286thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 7,850thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,643rdMost Primitive: 8,797thMost Secular: 11,100th
Top
5%
Most Primitive: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Income Equality: 27th in the regionTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionLargest Populations: 53rd in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, abortions are routinely performed in Slothia's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, government-sanctioned factory-smashing has the Luddites of Slothia rejoicing.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, Slumber-upon-Bed spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • : Slothia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Slothia, the new hit series "Slothia's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.

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