The Scientific Demarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Scientia et Somnus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Scientific Demarchy of Slothia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.467 billion Slothians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumber-upon-Bed. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The thriving Slothian economy, worth 456 trillion slothars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,098 slothars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in Slothia's hospitals, cars are banned from built-up areas, students cut up leftover slothars during Arts and Crafts, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slothia's national animal is the sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slothia is ranked 3,830th in Osiris and 137,387th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,573.297 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Slothia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 12 days ago: Slothia was refounded in Osiris.
  • 106 days ago: Slothia ceased to exist.
  • 110 days ago: Slothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • 119 days ago: Slothia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 133 days ago: Slothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 133 days ago: Slothia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 134 days ago: Following new legislation in Slothia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 134 days ago: Following new legislation in Slothia, students cut up leftover slothars during Arts and Crafts.
  • 134 days ago: Following new legislation in Slothia, cars are banned from built-up areas.

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