Safest: 8th Largest Governments: 19th Highest Average Tax Rates: 19th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
BE VIGILANT
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Felix Dzerzhinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.3 billion Slavestateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavestate City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slavestatean economy, worth a remarkable 5,757 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,887 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loans are available for students from poor families, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Slavestatean grocery store, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavestate's national animal is the hog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slavestate is ranked 72,432nd in the world and 35th in USSR for Highest Drug Use, scoring 75.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Safest: 8thLargest Governments: 19thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 54thMost Inclusive: 138thMost Advanced Public Transport: 144thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265thSmartest Citizens: 378thMost Pacifist: 471stHealthiest Citizens: 472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 571stHighest Economic Output: 642ndLargest Populations: 709thMost Influential: 852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 870thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,641stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,690thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,945thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,236thHighest Average Incomes: 3,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,771stLargest Mining Sector: 5,958thMost Secular: 6,890thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,708thRudest Citizens: 15,125th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slavestate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Slavestatean grocery store.
  • : Slavestate voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Slavestate voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Slavestate's influence in USSR rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Slavestate's influence in USSR fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.

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