Safest: 8th Largest Governments: 18th Lowest Crime Rates: 19th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
BE VIGILANT
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Felix Dzerzhinsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.47 billion Slavestateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavestate City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Slavestatean economy, worth a remarkable 5,713 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,004 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, many aides in Felix Dzerzhinsky's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavestate's national animal is the hog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slavestate is ranked 152,109th in the world and 86th in USSR for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 3.98 Whatever.

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Safest: 8thLargest Governments: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 19thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71stMost Advanced Public Transport: 182ndMost Inclusive: 186thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317thSmartest Citizens: 386thHealthiest Citizens: 479thMost Pacifist: 490thHighest Poor Incomes: 640thHighest Economic Output: 651stLargest Populations: 706thMost Influential: 850thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 886thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,027thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,784thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,755thHighest Average Incomes: 3,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,163rdTop
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Most Secular: 7,804thMost Income Equality: 9,832ndRudest Citizens: 14,555th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, many aides in Felix Dzerzhinsky's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Slavestate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Slavestate's influence in USSR fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Slavestate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavestate, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".

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