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Healthiest Citizens: 84thMost Developed: 118thSmartest Citizens: 128th
The Mildly Oppressive Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Resistance is futile.
Core Consciousness
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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SLAM-ER

Population43.36 billion

Capitalthe Collective
LeaderCore Consciousness

Currencykuan
Animalrobot

The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Core Consciousness with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.36 billion SLAM-ERians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Collective. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SLAM-ERian economy, worth an astonishing 14,865 trillion kuans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,842 kuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown. SLAM-ER's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SLAM-ER is ranked 1,563rd in the world and 4th in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 84thMost Developed: 118thSmartest Citizens: 128thLongest Average Lifespans: 130thLargest Publishing Industry: 171stMost Cultured: 211thLeast Corrupt Governments: 227thMost Influential: 290thHighest Economic Output: 332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 417thHighest Food Quality: 502ndLargest Populations: 608thMost Beautiful Environments: 646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 721stLargest Agricultural Sector: 743rdHighest Poor Incomes: 799thSafest: 814thMost Rebellious Youth: 908thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,083rdMost Pacifist: 1,130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,369thLargest Governments: 1,429thMost Secular: 1,448thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,462ndNicest Citizens: 1,508thLowest Crime Rates: 1,563rdBest Weather: 1,815thHighest Average Incomes: 1,865thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,991stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,721stTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,913thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,937thMost Efficient Economies: 4,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,309thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,637thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,209thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,995thMost Stationary: 20,775thMost Income Equality: 28,038th
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : SLAM-ER's influence in Canada fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : SLAM-ER's influence in Canada rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : SLAM-ER was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 65 million infected.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 57 million infected.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 87 million infected.
  • : SLAM-ER was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 57 million infected.

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