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The Free Land of Skoalstraightius

“Straight, Longcut. All Day”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Free Land of Skoalstraightius is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Le Dude with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 7.912 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Right Lip Dip. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Skoalstraightius's radio stations, Skoalstraightius's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, extreme political groups are outlawed, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Skoalstraightius's national animal is the longcut deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the can.

Skoalstraightius is ranked 248th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 102,334th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.051 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 76 minutes ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Skoalstraightius was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Skoalstraightius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 8 days ago: Skoalstraightius endorsed The Althing of Ratateague.
  • 13 days ago: Skoalstraightius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Skoalstraightius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 27 days ago: Skoalstraightius voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 28 days ago: Skoalstraightius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 29 days ago: Skoalstraightius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 38 days ago: Skoalstraightius was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 42 days ago: Skoalstraightius fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.

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