Sionis Prioratus was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 28
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,239th Rudest Citizens: 1,543rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,687th
The Jewish Kingdom of
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Victory Not Vengeance
Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair
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The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.49 billion Sionisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes-le-Chateau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionis Prioratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Royals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,260 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Phoenix racing stadiums are open 24/7, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, the children of Sionis Prioratus are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sionis Prioratus's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism and Judaism.

Sionis Prioratus is ranked 30,548th in the world and 1,019th in Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,407.18 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,239thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,687thLargest Retail Industry: 1,880thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,565thFattest Citizens: 3,391stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,510thMost Politically Free: 3,525thHighest Economic Output: 3,552ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,782ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,839thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,986thLargest Mining Sector: 4,952ndHighest Crime Rates: 5,007thHighest Drug Use: 5,215thSmartest Citizens: 5,580thLargest Populations: 5,701stMost Cultured: 6,213thMost Avoided: 6,665thNudest: 7,072ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,575thTop
Most Secular: 7,735thLargest Black Market: 8,875thHighest Average Incomes: 11,830thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,991st
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 65th in the regionMost Politically Free: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 206th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 209th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 211th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Secular: 240th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 246th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 271st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 278th in the regionNudest: 279th in the regionMost Avoided: 376th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 430th in the regionLargest Black Market: 472nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 472nd in the regionMost Extreme: 481st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 494th in the region

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