Sionis Prioratus was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 28
The Jewish Kingdom of
Anarchy
Victory Not Vengeance
Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.817 billion Sionisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes-le-Chateau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionis Prioratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Royals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,301 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Phoenix racing stadiums are open 24/7, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, the children of Sionis Prioratus are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sionis Prioratus's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism and Judaism.

Sionis Prioratus is ranked 1,000th in 10000 Islands and 117,431st in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -216 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Sionis Prioratus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Sionis Prioratus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Sionis Prioratus, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Sionis Prioratus, the children of Sionis Prioratus are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Sionis Prioratus, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Sionis Prioratus, Phoenix racing stadiums are open 24/7.

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