Sionis Prioratus was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 28
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,251st Largest Publishing Industry: 1,615th Rudest Citizens: 1,771st
The Jewish Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Victory Not Vengeance
Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Jewish Kingdom of Sionis Prioratus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dagobert VI de Saint-Clair with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.933 billion Sionisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes-le-Chateau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sionis Prioratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,314 trillion Royals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 145,260 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Phoenix racing stadiums are open 24/7, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, the children of Sionis Prioratus are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sionis Prioratus's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catharism and Judaism.

Sionis Prioratus is ranked 7,987th in the world and 412th in Lazarus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 168.51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,615thRudest Citizens: 1,771stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,047thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,616thFattest Citizens: 3,466thHighest Economic Output: 3,523rdMost Politically Free: 3,746thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,779thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,837thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,849thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,288thLargest Mining Sector: 5,060thHighest Crime Rates: 5,307thLargest Populations: 5,613thSmartest Citizens: 5,858thMost Cultured: 6,530thMost Avoided: 6,979thHighest Drug Use: 6,990thNudest: 7,971stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,987thMost Secular: 8,767thLargest Black Market: 8,972ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,376thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,065thMost Efficient Economies: 16,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,767th
Most Politically Free: 64th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 179th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionFattest Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 220th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 239th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 276th in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionMost Secular: 304th in the regionNudest: 308th in the regionMost Avoided: 367th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 412th in the regionLargest Black Market: 461st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 464th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 490th in the regionMost Extreme: 499th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Sionis Prioratus's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Sionis Prioratus's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Sionis Prioratus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Most Secular and Largest Black Market, and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Sionis Prioratus's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sionis Prioratus's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Sionis Prioratus was refounded in Lazarus.


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