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The Haik muhammed ali of Simon Cowell of the RR is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.499 billion Simon Cowell of the RRians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.2%.

The powerhouse Simon Cowell of the RRian economy, worth 570 trillion v neck shirts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 76,143 v neck shirts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,360 per year while the poor average 14,774, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, children spout "Good sailing, Ahab" involuntarily throughout the day, moneys are considered a delicacy, and eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Simon Cowell of the RR's national animal is the money, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Simon Cowell of the RR is ranked 147th in the Rejected Realms and 8,482nd in the world for Best Weather, with 66 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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