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The Atoning for bringing Tim of Simon Cowell of the RR

“Pish posh. You said that five times ago.”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms


The Atoning for bringing Tim of Simon Cowell of the RR is a colossal, economically powerful nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.226 billion Simon Cowells of the RRian are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43%. A robust private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Retail and Beef-Based Agriculture.

Newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, children spout "Pish posh. You said that five times ago." involuntarily throughout the day, moneys are considered a delicacy, and eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime is moderate. Simon Cowell of the RR's national animal is the money, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the v neck shirt.

Simon Cowell of the RR is ranked 2,834th in the Rejected Realms and 89,385th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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